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In an act of deliberate defiance, the narrator humorously chooses to analyze Barbie without watching it, equating the idea of enduring a three-hour film to voluntarily shoving a screwdriver into his ear—a vivid metaphor for disinterest. This stance is rooted in a personal disdain for Barbie's cultural symbolism: a shapely, blonde figure who, despite her human-like appearance, cannot reproduce or nurture in any traditional sense. The narrator mocks feminism's supposed hostility toward Barbie, claiming her plastic head and non-reproductive nature highlight her similarity to feminist figures—both lacking true biological or societal roles.