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The announcement of the investigation's results was delivered in an unexpectedly humorous tone by Secret Service spokesman "agency no Weevil." With what appeared to be a mixture of sniggers, laughter, and a broad wink, Weevil told reporters that the Secret Service worked closely with the Department of Justice (DOJ) in their attempts to identify the owner of Hunter Biden's $10 million worth of bribes.
Weevil’s comments included mockery of the DOJ’s own efforts—"which took five years for the statute of limitations to expire," he claimed—suggesting that the Secret Service's approach was more efficient, humorously implying they only "farted around" for 11 days before giving up.