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Weevil went on to attribute the failure to identify Hunter Biden’s cocaine to “corruption reaching to the highest levels of American government,” rather than incompetence. The tone remained satirical as he described waking President Biden to inform him about the findings. Biden’s reaction was comic—startled awake in a meeting with Israeli President Isaac Herzog, he shouted, "Holy crap, I’m surrounded by Jews," a line that drew further ridicule.
After a quick reassurance that Herzog would not harm him or make him into matzah, Biden joked that he had always suspected a cover-up, referencing Congresswoman Jayapal's fabricated stories at the time. Biden then apologized for falling asleep, blaming his fatigue on his son’s lost cocaine stash in “Hunter’s haha hole.”