First off, there are only about 3 people that can summon me to fb. I feel like I can't dump the chump until I have convinced a precious few people to move to HIve. So I'm not that guy and I'm probably not going to read that post.
You might want to work a three legged deal. Your friend could really immerse herself deeper in ETH if she just bought some crypto kitties. I think she should buy about 13 of them, actually. I'd pay a handsome commission for offloading the little bastages and you could help your friend discover the joys of gas fees. Sigh.
I'm a fan of hive, I really like the idea and the concept. I really wish I could figure out a way to onboard friends without the hive learning curve. Just skip right to posting and chatting in discord.
Yeah, that would be pretty cool. The onboarding thing. I think she is playing some kind of game because she was talking about being level six today.