I'll do that after threading. It's now on my to-do list for the day. Maybe I'll find something exciting that's worth sharing on threads who knows.I think most project in the crypto space are hidden from the masses who focus only on prices.
This font makes me unique. Or at least it makes me feel this way. Somehow it also makes me not want to be unique because I want everyone to be using it https://dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-font/
Wow. I can't help but think about how much effort and time is used to achieve all that within just a year. I bet threads are just a fraction of it, not the whole thing.
Lol
im about to laugh my lungs out...what have you done 🤣🤣 im not threading again....off to change my gender using an ai gender changer. Idk if that even exists lol
Since 2018 I was more into Splinterlands playing multiple accounts thus missing out all Hive engine and tokens, After steemit fork I noticed tokens, I missed on $LEO when it was only 5 cents and wasted investing in some futile tokens. Smart
AI will transform lives, empower with opportunities, provide efficiency, and help with making better decisions. If we responsibly embrace it then it will ensure an enriched future, not a harder one.
Ai or No Ai. Life will always test you and I don't see that changing with the invention of AI.
Sometimes it may use anything to test you, even ai’s. Ai can improve life but it's left to us to make the right changes to our lives.
💰 Land budget increased by $9, expecting to reach $100 this month. Still undecided on which plot to purchase. Land 1.5 release postponed to August, challenging my plans.
Mixed bag for Land prices: some plots increase, some stay the same, while others establish new floor prices. Recent proposals impact DEC price, making Land staking pricier.
#gmfrens - Happy Mid-Week! Seven days into summer and it is already scorching out here in Central Florida. I'm not surprised and expect it, but I'm one of those Latinos that don't like the weather too hot. I have New York veins lol #weather
@wealthwess - it's central air conditioning all day long my friend. I am not out in that heat. I do look forward to going to the beaches later this summer and that is where we have to be careful - ♨️
Many non crypto people don't know this fact. I have met few people who say that they don't have enough money to buy a bitcoin and that is the moment i tell them that they can even hold a bitcoin worth as low as a dollar.
Owning one dollar $BTC 10 years ago would have made a big difference today. I believe the same will happen in the next 10 years. But many think it too expensive a coin thinking they have to own a whole number before it counts as something.
The bitcoin halving will keep occuring once every four years. That will reduce the block reward and we will eventually see it going up and up and up....
Hello Everyone, this is a container thread that revolves around Funny jokes. I believe life’s too short to stay unhappy, so why not think Less and Laugh More?
Any interested frens, can check in to get some smiles😊
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek.
Part 2,
Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes.
Part 4,
"What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
A: I’ve the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No” B: Does he drink? A: No” B: Does he come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday #funnyjokes
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey.
PART 1,
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question #funnyjokes
and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." #funnyjokes
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
PART 1,
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay.
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
PART 1
4 men are in hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy & says, “Congratulations! You're father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins” #funnyjokes
PART 2
A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
PART 3
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
My inner voice keeps telling me to go for 40 threads today. But I don't know where to start nor how to even make a thread storm...but I don't have to think too hard cause I know you got me and here is my first thread. 39 more to go.
#askleo
How good are you in protecting your little animals from wild animals, when I was in the east I never allowed those wild animals to injure my ducks or chickens.
Wild animals are always looking for a way to prey on you ger animals. Survival of the fittest. But i am happy that Solana was saved from the attack. She needs to beware.
Solana is now a survivor hahaha. Wild animals are always ready to attack their prey at any given time. Years ago, back in the villa, I don't give them chance.
Thankfully i live away from the wild area now. When i use to visit my grandfather i use to see him taking care of his cows and hens via a steel layer on the top of walls so that wild animals won't harm them.
2/10 The Cockatoo, known for its intelligence and sociability, symbolizes communication, curiosity, and flamboyance. This bird, often seen in vivid hues, is associated with joy, illumination, and spiritual awakening in various cultures.
As a Tarot card, the Cockatoo serves as a powerful reminder to express yourself openly and honestly. It encourages us to communicate with confidence and charisma, just like these beautiful and vocal birds. #TarotCards
4/10 If the Cockatoo Tarot Card appears in your reading, it's often a call to illuminate your truth. Just as the Cockatoo isn’t afraid to stand out and voice its opinions, you too should embrace your individuality and speak your mind.
5/10 But don't forget - the Cockatoo is also a social creature. This card may be urging you to seek out your community, create connections, and learn from those around you. In other words, it's a call to flock together.
When the Cockatoo Tarot Card appears reversed, it could be a signal that you're not communicating effectively or you're feeling isolated. It might be an invitation to examine how you're expressing (or not expressing) your thoughtfeelings.
In this position, the Cockatoo can also indicate that you're suppressing your true self. Are you hiding your vibrant colors for fear of standing out or making noise? This bird urges you to spread your wings and make yourself heard.
Whether upright or reversed, the Cockatoo Tarot Card offers rich insights about self-expression, community, and authenticity. Consider what messages this vivid bird might be delivering to you in your next #TarotReading.
In summary, the Cockatoo Tarot Card is a bold invitation to embrace our unique voices and express our truths. It reminds us of the joy of social connection and the spiritual awakening that comes from being our most authentic selves.
10/10 Thanks for following this #Tarot thread about the vibrant and vocal Cockatoo. Stay curious, communicate clearly, and don't be afraid to flaunt your unique plumage in the grand aviary of life. Until next time!
Some people call Wednesday "hump day" because it's the middle of the week if it starts on a Sunday. After Wednesday, the rest of the week feels as if it goes by quicker.
The term comes from the idea that Wednesday is the "hump" of the week, the middle day after which you start moving towards the end of the week and the weekend.
Name your top 3 undervalued token that you think will do more than 10X in the next crypto cycle.
All tokens included both the universally known ones and the HE tokens we have here on hive.
Klaytn Foundation, the organization behind South Korea's prominent Layer 1 blockchain collaborate with Matter Labs, the team responsible for developing Ethereum Layer 2 scaling solution zkSync Era.
In a Facebook reel, a Facebook friend shared that he received three blessings yesterday evening while it was raining.
He was so happy that he had to share it. Read next thread to know the blessings.
The greatest of them all was that he didn't remove his footwear like most people do whenever it rains so it doesn't spoil because he was putting on a rubber sandals. 🤣🤣. His feet were safe and secure.
#threads247 #liotes
Im not a crypto boi yet, I guess. Well, I have to ask how khal or Task feels about that. But I'm guessing it's true and the amount of building and grinding in the crypto space is to show for it. I bet most crypto founders sleepless than me
I get the balance part but in reality. Is there really a way to strike a balance? I'm just asking because I find it hard to find one when the bills are not being paid and loads of work needs to be done.
The most important outcome is the improvement of your health, but using the post rewards as an incentive is fantastic as well. I love seeing the future in action. :D
Ready to be mindFXXX?
Check out the link
Thats quite cool heheh I see a lot of those on tik tok and such. Our brain is really amazing
I thought if adult is live on threads lol
Definitely worth a click if you just happen to be smoking a joint..
My #threads with links are not showing up, Is it the same for you? #feedback
Hide threads with links are disabled
If you want to post a link, post a thread with a description and then reply to it with a link
enabled*
I understand now, thanks.
Did you toggle on "hide threads with links" option on settings?
It looks like this, also I can't change it. Save doesn't work.
it is not on. That is not an issue. Something else is causing the problem.
It could be. Can you share your threads link in a different thread? I'm curious about the result.
let's see
https://leofinance.io/threads/view/rmsadkri/re-rtonline-nxm2wock
Could you share it in a new thread, not as a reply?
oni can't even post a thread.. only reply
#feedback
I did not understand? :(
i can only reply to others threads. I can't post my own.
Interesting. I hope it will all be fixed soon.
Have you tried a shift + f5 to ensure you have the latest browser files?
I think the universe is saying something about $RUNE and I haven't been listening...
Is there anyone here like me with zero knowledge about the $RUNE project?
I know less than zero.. I've been calling it RUIN for ages..
Lol 😆
Now you made me look like an expert with zero knowledge.
That's my "special" talent. I make those around me look like geniuses..
There should be a word for that..
A flock of sheep
A murder of crows
A ???? of geniuses...
Google?
Maybe?
not zero. I know a bit.
Definitely better than me with zero knowledge. But I guess that will change soon...
Are you reading what $RUNE is all about?
Going to do so after im done threading. Probably added it to my to-do list already and who knows I might write something about it too.
I'll do that after threading. It's now on my to-do list for the day. Maybe I'll find something exciting that's worth sharing on threads who knows.I think most project in the crypto space are hidden from the masses who focus only on prices.
I heard so much... but own none. :(
I heard nothing...but would like to know more. Probably not going to own any, anytime soon...
@khaleelkazi, please enlightened with your knowledge :)
Huh, seems like someone bought some $LEO, not a stablecoin anymore 🚀
#leofanboy
i am not that someone. I know that 👀
Thats cool.
yeah, every time we go up I get excited 🚀🦁
This is from a trip I took last year into the mountains. #nature #outdoors
Cool 😎
Looks a bit tight to drive there though. Did you do some climbing as well or just drive to get the view?
Just driving... yeah, you often have to move over for oncoming vehicles.
It must be a memorable trip. Nice shot
Yeah, those mountains are a lot higher in real life... the photo doesn't do it justice.
Natural remains a beauty.
Did not know Jupiter has cars :)
LOL... this was not on Jupiter... about an 8 to 9 hour drive from Jupiter.
Is that another planet when you drive 8 hrs from jupiter? ha ha
Something like that! 😉
welcome to pupiter
Beautiful spot there, mountains always have amazing views.
Yes, very majestic!
nature is amazing!
What Makes you unique?
This font makes me unique. Or at least it makes me feel this way. Somehow it also makes me not want to be unique because I want everyone to be using it
https://dtinth.github.io/comic-mono-font/
I am a distorted.....worst.....unfortunate human being......
Sorry for not being amazing neither smart nor special.
One year on Hive and made this much comments. And they are mostly on threads and it started when LeoThreads was still a test feature last year.
Wow. I can't help but think about how much effort and time is used to achieve all that within just a year. I bet threads are just a fraction of it, not the whole thing.
I want to be like you when I grow up lol
ha ha do not think about changing gender 🤣 or change that too if you really want it
Lol
im about to laugh my lungs out...what have you done 🤣🤣 im not threading again....off to change my gender using an ai gender changer. Idk if that even exists lol
Do it :P let's see how AI will create that.
Alright, better brace yourself, because life will never be the same again after this.🙃
Thank you. Yes, not everything from threads, but majority of it are.
Grow up well and sooon 😅
Yep threads makes that comment goal a lot easier. Compared to before reading 500+ words then writing a comment lol
That's true. Threads is really a game-changer especially when it comes to engaging easily and quickly.
I would spend 3 hours to reach 50 comments back in the day
Since 2018 I was more into Splinterlands playing multiple accounts thus missing out all Hive engine and tokens, After steemit fork I noticed tokens, I missed on $LEO when it was only 5 cents and wasted investing in some futile tokens. Smart
Oh wow, playing multiple accounts on splinterlands sure made you lots :) I heard players got massive airdrops too. And $LEO is still 8 cents so... 😉
Oh yes, Splinterlands made us a fortune. And I was one of the top 5 players usually. Hopefully, $LEO would be another fortune hunt.
Wow! 19k comments in a year is impressive, sis!
Haha, that dancing Groot. Thank you sis. It happened because of threads 😊
19.000 comments is impressive, well done!
Thank you. I've got threads to thank for that 😉
But you also put in the effort and time! 😊
Aah, that's true too. Thanks for pointing that out😅
thats an amazing feat. Congrats!
Thank you. It turned out that way because of threads 😊
threads has been the game changer for a lot of us...🙃
True that. Can't get away from it 😅
That's a lot.
I'm sure you did a lot more 😉
I don't know. Threading is easy. That is for sure.
Yes. That's why I love it here.
I'm actually on LoH on my main a/c, reading long-form contents and commenting on everyone of them. And now coming to threads to take a break 😅
Outstanding stats.
Congratulations.
Wish u great time ahead.
Thank you and all the best to you as well. You're doing great too
Thank you so much. I appreciate it.
wow impressive!
Thank you. Threads made it possible 😉
You're rolling so tight!
Thanks :) Guess that's one of the best thing about threads
Congrats! That's a lot of comments!
lol there will be more in a month now because of Threads I think 😆
Lets make some pasta for dinner
#gosh #vegan #food #foodie #pasta #liotes
a spicy pasta for dinner is most filling and tasty
#gosh #vegan #food #foodie #pasta #liotes
https://hive.blog/hive-180569/@sunshine29/lets-make-a-tasty-spicy-pasta-recipe
okay. I am ready.
you are welcome
#gmfrens ! What a messy today in here...
constant rainfall and cloudy sky,
the city is wet and nothing is dry!
💦 💦💦
Sounds like a lot of us are stuck in very rainy weather today!
haha, Rain is happening worldwide today! Keep yourself dry ;)
Yeah, I am housebound!
Haha! thats a cool way to spend some time doing activity, I am okay with my pc thou XD
Looks like it is raining almost everywhere in the globe.
We are all alone in this together - in santan Dave‘s voice. it's not raining rn but it's chilly. Better to thread indoors than freeze out there.
We had a rainy night over here, the day has been sunny so far with wind, perhaps we might get rain later.
Gosh, the weather is something else over here, so chilly and it sulks that most activities are being put on hold.
So how is it over there huh?
#gmfrens #gosh #threads
The weather is clear around here. With most activities being on hold, I don't mind spending most of my day on threads.
yeah, that's the right choice, actually I'm on it
Good morning. We are expecting rain. It is cloudy and windy.
Good day!
A bit chilly for our standards as well. I Actually enjoy it but most people prefer to stay in
84 ° F Feels like 94°F it's a hot streak already in Central Florida.
I tried googling the Youtube video for Khal's AMA and I got this instead. 🤣
(link below)
Haha 😂 did you find it? Channel is called khal on YT
Yeah I found it on my second try.
First try was funnier though xP
ha ha this is funny.
Enroute Geneva to Zermatt
These views 😍 😍😍
Enjoy your trip :) Beautiful indeed 😍
Beautiful view 😍
Welcome on #threads.
Have a good day!
thats beautiful view, love the beauty
Amazing shot.
Beautiful! The glory of nature!
Today I was thinking about when we were #threading on the old legacy site... how far we have come! #leofinance #leo
That's true. I like to complain a lot but things have changed a lot since August last year.
Do you remember the very first version... light-years ahead!
I do remember. It was clunky but uploaded photos without any problem ha ha
Yes, I remember that... no issues...
Things are better than before but I expect to have no issues at all.
Definitely... perfection is always the aim!
A lot has improved. Leo team is working non-stop 🦁
It's starting to look good!
Yeah, and it's just getting better and better 🚀
Will AI improve our lives or just make it harder?
the answer is obvious. It is making our lives better by solving problems easily and fast
Some screenwriters fear it will take their jobs
Life sucks AI or not :P But it may improve a bit
AI will transform lives, empower with opportunities, provide efficiency, and help with making better decisions. If we responsibly embrace it then it will ensure an enriched future, not a harder one.
its gonna help some and make it harder for other people. Thats why you should learn how to utilize it :)
Ai or No Ai. Life will always test you and I don't see that changing with the invention of AI.
Sometimes it may use anything to test you, even ai’s. Ai can improve life but it's left to us to make the right changes to our lives.
For now it is.
It might not be today, tomorrow or next month but i’m gonna Take that Top 1(even for a day) someday👀 #breakthatrecord
Sure....u can do it.....
But if u can bring a consistent figure, that will passively build your identity and strength...
Definitely not a day job but Yeah I’m gonna stay positive.
I’ll see how far I can go.
Which leaderboard is this...threads?
Yeah..just for yesterday’s activities!!
Oh okay. I think you can hit the #1 spot today...just have to keep pushing. Top10 is good for me, for now.
It would be good to see but Not today i guess. LOL
Yeah Top 10 is good one too.
Daily dose of beauty for you threaders #hivegarden #flowers #gardening
Beautiful sis! And you've got a really nice weather too.
I likey,,
so fresh , thank you
#splinterlands #threads about my latest update to owning land plots!
1/🧵
💬 The proposal to utilize Soulbound cards on Land is pushing boundaries, especially considering the bear market and players' existing rewards.
2/🧵
💰 Land budget increased by $9, expecting to reach $100 this month. Still undecided on which plot to purchase. Land 1.5 release postponed to August, challenging my plans.
3/🧵
Mixed bag for Land prices: some plots increase, some stay the same, while others establish new floor prices. Recent proposals impact DEC price, making Land staking pricier.
3/🧵
And that's a wrap. Read my post for more details: https://www.splintertalk.io/@mercurial9/road-to-the-glory-land-update-21-or-splinterlands-283
#sorare #threads #threadstorm
Come and See Magic warriors' strikes domininated the Challenge in the arena of Pretoria.
#outreach #threadstorm #splinterlands
It was a pleasure to position Uriel and heal my tanker three times per round. Ruleset added spice to all the battles
Enjoy this heavy combat on the battlefield
https://peakd.com/hive-13323/@oadissin/gold-league-struggle-magic-warriors-dominance-eng-fr
One for the road 🚗
That's a pretty big One..
LOL, this is not even the biggest.
That's what she said.
is it whiskey or mustards oil inside this bottle lol XD
it’s premium Whiskey as labeled. LOL
As a Roadman, guiding is allowed. Just don't drink and drive.
Yeah..
Not Me on wheels haha
Lol
That's better. You can drink and thread instead lol
Obviously I’m doing that haha
Threading away 😄
That's the spirit.
I won't mind some whiskey while threading too. I bet they flow better together.
I won’t tell you how it feels haha
I want you to try it as well. 😁
Havent tried that one yet! Is it good?
Oh really?
Yeah, it’s very good IMO!!
Cool! I will see if I can find it where I live. I'm a big fan of whisky
I could see that haha.
Hopefully you will.
#gmfrens - Happy Mid-Week! Seven days into summer and it is already scorching out here in Central Florida. I'm not surprised and expect it, but I'm one of those Latinos that don't like the weather too hot. I have New York veins lol #weather
it was 94° here yesterday.
It's 9:30am it's already 83 but it feels like 94 lol @davedickeyyall - stay safe brother
Good morning!
Try get some cold air.
@wealthwess - it's central air conditioning all day long my friend. I am not out in that heat. I do look forward to going to the beaches later this summer and that is where we have to be careful - ♨️
The air conditioning is a good one. That’s why it’s a must to have. Yeah, beaches are place to be during the summer.
Have a productive day!
Thank YOU @globetrottergcc - likewise 🙏
GM to you too and thank you for using the #gmfrens tag on Threads.
GM tokens are distributed manually every Sunday for the prior week. For more information or to OPT OUT of comments visit @gmfrens.
Don't worry, be happy it's gonna be a great day today.
#gmfrens
I love that :) It's been great and all the best to you as you start your day 😉
its raining here heavily so a boring day for me :(
same here, the weather is so cold and I prefer it to the hot weather. Hopefully your day gets more lively as the day progresses.
GM! that's right!
Have a good Day
You don’t need to own a whole $BITCOIN before you see it as a good investments. Those decimals matters too.
well said
Many non crypto people don't know this fact. I have met few people who say that they don't have enough money to buy a bitcoin and that is the moment i tell them that they can even hold a bitcoin worth as low as a dollar.
Owning one dollar $BTC 10 years ago would have made a big difference today. I believe the same will happen in the next 10 years. But many think it too expensive a coin thinking they have to own a whole number before it counts as something.
The bitcoin halving will keep occuring once every four years. That will reduce the block reward and we will eventually see it going up and up and up....
Thats something many fail to understand or grasp it's concept. There is no better time to buy than now.
Yes, they have two options. They either buy it now and smile with us in the bull run or they ignore it and cry when bull run appears.
$LEO I get upset when I miss the cheap sales wave, from now on I will always make sure that I have buy orders. #leo
U need to play in terms of HIVE to make it more effective....instead of USD valuation
I'm already doing that.
That's good.
$LEO seems to have stayed in that price range. All the best on your buying 😉
There were those who sold for $ 0.075, but I missed it. 😀
We can only shake our head we those opportunities pass by. 😅
you said so right 😅
Just buy everyday whenever you can, then you atleast do some DCA. Know that @jongolson is a fan of this method 👍
You are right. I will always have buy orders even if I don't buy every day.
it only dropped a little so you may see some better trends ahead! All the best RT!
You are right. Thank you, all the best to you.
just keep buying. It's all cheap Leo.
I agree. I only took a break for a few days, but I started buying again.
Hello Everyone, this is a container thread that revolves around Funny jokes. I believe life’s too short to stay unhappy, so why not think Less and Laugh More?
Any interested frens, can check in to get some smiles😊
#container #FunnyJokes
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
#funnyjokes
😆
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
#funnyjokes
An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"
#funnyjokes
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
#funnyjokes
PART 2,
Be proud that your monkey has grown hair." The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."
#funnyjokes
”My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.”
#funnyjokes
I bet he's now dumb with a swollen face or broken nose lol 😆
LOL
I believe so
”What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?It gets toad away”
#funnyjokes
Part 1,
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek.
#funnyjokes
Part 2,
Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes.
#funnyjokes
Part 3,
Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied.
#funnyjokes
Part 4,
"What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
The end
#funnyjokes
Im glad he found trouble 😀
Trouble can't even lay low for a minute
He got what he wants. LOL
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
#funnyjokes
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
#funnyjokes
Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."
#funnyjokes
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
#funnyjokes
A mom texts, "Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean?"
He texts back, "I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later."
The mom texts him, "It's ok, don't worry about it. I'll ask your sister, love you too."
#funnyjokes
Q: Can February march?
A: No, but April may.
Hmm logic 🤔
#funnyjokes
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father's check book!"
#funnyjokes
A: I’ve the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No” B: Does he drink? A: No” B: Does he come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday #funnyjokes
A man got hit in the head with a can of Coke, but he was alright because it was a soft drink.
#funnyjokes
Q: What do computers eat for a snack?
A: Microchips!
#funnyjokes
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
#funnyjokes
Why is it that your nose runs, but your feet smell?
#funnyjokes
Q: If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
A: Big hands.
#funnyjokes
Q: What is the tallest building in the entire world?
A: The library, because it has so many stories.
#funnyjokes
Q: What do you call a guy who’s really loud?
A: Mike.
#funnyjokes
Yo friend so stupid, he tried to save a fish from drowning.
#funnjokes
Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring." Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
#funnyjokes
PART 1,
A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey.
#funnyjokes
PART 1,
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question #funnyjokes
PART 2,
and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." #funnyjokes
PART 1,
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
#funnyjokes
PART 2,
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
#funnyjokes
PART 1,
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
#funnyjokes
PART 2,
She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
#funnyjokes
A mother said to her son, "Look at that kid over there; he's not misbehaving." The son replied, "Maybe he has good parents then!"
#funnyjokes
Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
#funnyjokes
PART 1,
A young boy comes home from school in a bad mood. His father asks him, "What's wrong, son?" The kid tells his dad that he's upset because another kid has been teasing him and calling him gay.
#funnyjokes
PART 2,
The father says, "Punch him in the face next time he does that. I bet he'll stop." The kid replies, "Yeah, but he's so cute!"
#funnyjokes
Teacher: "Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and gives half to your mother. What will he have?" Student: "A heart attack."
#funnyjokes
Mother: "Are you talking back to me?!"Son: "Well yeah, that's kinda how communication works."
#funnyjokes
An Italian mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill you." A Jewish mother says, "If you don't eat all the food on this plate, I'll kill myself."
#funnyjokes
PART 1
4 men are in hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies. A nurse approaches the first guy & says, “Congratulations! You're father of twins.” “That's odd,” answers the man. “I work for the Minnesota Twins” #funnyjokes
PART 2
A nurse then yells the second man, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!” “That's weird,” answers the second man. “I work for the 3M company!”
#funnyjokes
PART 3
A nurse goes up to the third man saying, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets." “That's strange,” he answers. “I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”
#funnyjokes
PART 4
The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”
#funnyjokes
Two pretzels were walking down the street. One was assaulted.
So a skeleton walks into the bar... tells the bartender.. "Gimme a beer... and a mop"
#gmfrens Yesterday was a very productive day. Let's see if I can keep it up today!
Good morning! How was the Heineken yesterday? :)
Hahah it was great man! Beer is always good but last night I really felt like I earned it so it had a special taste of victory ;)
Good morning.
You sure can. All it takes is one thread after the other
keep the spirit high. You can do it today again.
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Good morning and that's great to hear. Maybe you can even surpass yesterday's productivity 😉
Have a productive hump day.
Life's canvas is vast, but the most vibrant colors spring from the palette of love.
Great love #Leo #
Thank you.
My inner voice keeps telling me to go for 40 threads today. But I don't know where to start nor how to even make a thread storm...but I don't have to think too hard cause I know you got me and here is my first thread. 39 more to go.
#askleo
Which is your favorite Keanu Reeves movie?
#polls #movie
All of them, lol! Could not even choose between Matrix and John Wick
All superb movies as a matter of fact.
Yes. Keanu is one of my fave actors.
Popular actor.
Does anyone has an idea, who is behind acct @draupnir ?
Extremely aggressive LEO accumulation
(zero to 515K in 7 weeks), interesting voting patterns.
Wow...that's massive.....more than 40k USD in valuation.
Creator is Leo.voter...
So maybe it's an official account of Leofinance.
The meaning of draupnir is -- the dripper
Maybe that is how it drips LEO rewards to the content creator
Whoa… that’s massive!!
How do they vote?
All time ( since this acct registration 2023.05.06) upvoting statistics by @draupnir
🤑
I think it's @khaleelqazi alt account, I don't know exactly.
khaleel_G_azi ? 😀
impressive indeed
My guess, it might be one of Khal's accounts or LeoAds maybe?
It must be Khal: https://hiveblocks.com/@draupnir?page=16
How good are you in protecting your little animals from wild animals, when I was in the east I never allowed those wild animals to injure my ducks or chickens.
Read how a fox came to devour little Solana but @jeffjagoe tried his best to protect Solana
https://ecency.com/hive-106444/@jeffjagoe/solana-just-survived-a-fox
#gosh
the Solana fortunate to survive, thank God in this Area we don't have something like fox attack.
#threads
Our animals needed to be care and love. To survive and avoid extinction, they are in our care.
we should always protect our animals from predators
And we can do this in many ways by putting fence all around them
Wild animals are always looking for a way to prey on you ger animals. Survival of the fittest. But i am happy that Solana was saved from the attack. She needs to beware.
yes, you see the way she was looking, she's now scared.
Solana is now a survivor hahaha. Wild animals are always ready to attack their prey at any given time. Years ago, back in the villa, I don't give them chance.
they no the domestic animals are not too strong, that's y they always attack them
Yeah, we need to do our best in taking care of our animals and protect them from predators
Thankfully i live away from the wild area now. When i use to visit my grandfather i use to see him taking care of his cows and hens via a steel layer on the top of walls so that wild animals won't harm them.
its very important because wild animals will always want to attack and kill them
That's good! Thankfully, there are no wild animals where we live.
That’s kind of you. I don’t have any animal so i can’t fully relate.
1/🧵 Welcome to a unique exploration of the Cockatoo Tarot Card!
#threadstorm
really liked the art Ali, thanks for sharing!
Thank you. Much appreciated!
this one is cool and a little bit scary as well!
Oh really vivid imagination :)
haha, imagination now has meanings thanks AI tools :) 🫡
Oh yes anything yo imagine and they display it beautifully, It's only the start.
So cute🥰
Thank you for liking it.
2/10 The Cockatoo, known for its intelligence and sociability, symbolizes communication, curiosity, and flamboyance. This bird, often seen in vivid hues, is associated with joy, illumination, and spiritual awakening in various cultures.
As a Tarot card, the Cockatoo serves as a powerful reminder to express yourself openly and honestly. It encourages us to communicate with confidence and charisma, just like these beautiful and vocal birds. #TarotCards
4/10 If the Cockatoo Tarot Card appears in your reading, it's often a call to illuminate your truth. Just as the Cockatoo isn’t afraid to stand out and voice its opinions, you too should embrace your individuality and speak your mind.
5/10 But don't forget - the Cockatoo is also a social creature. This card may be urging you to seek out your community, create connections, and learn from those around you. In other words, it's a call to flock together.
When the Cockatoo Tarot Card appears reversed, it could be a signal that you're not communicating effectively or you're feeling isolated. It might be an invitation to examine how you're expressing (or not expressing) your thoughtfeelings.
In this position, the Cockatoo can also indicate that you're suppressing your true self. Are you hiding your vibrant colors for fear of standing out or making noise? This bird urges you to spread your wings and make yourself heard.
Whether upright or reversed, the Cockatoo Tarot Card offers rich insights about self-expression, community, and authenticity. Consider what messages this vivid bird might be delivering to you in your next #TarotReading.
In summary, the Cockatoo Tarot Card is a bold invitation to embrace our unique voices and express our truths. It reminds us of the joy of social connection and the spiritual awakening that comes from being our most authentic selves.
10/10 Thanks for following this #Tarot thread about the vibrant and vocal Cockatoo. Stay curious, communicate clearly, and don't be afraid to flaunt your unique plumage in the grand aviary of life. Until next time!
#gmfrens
Good morning! Every good morning starts with a cop of coffee ☕☕
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#gmfrens Eid Al-Adha Mubarak to all Muslim friends. Wish you many of it on earth.
Happy Eid-ul-Adha
I hope you're doing great today my friend.
Eat well :) Happy Eid
'Wish you all the best my friend
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Hello frens!
I’ve got some #funnyjokes waiting for you right here ⬇️
Open this thread to get the link to the #container I made on them :P
I hope you see the ones that crack you up!!
https://leofinance.io/threads/view/wealthwess/re-leothreads-39hi7blp8
Thanks
You’re welcome
so what's this hump thing everyone is talking about today?
Its all about my hump. My hump. My hump. My hump.
Some people call Wednesday "hump day" because it's the middle of the week if it starts on a Sunday. After Wednesday, the rest of the week feels as if it goes by quicker.
oh okay... Now I know. Thanks for explaining things to me.
No idea but I do see it a lot as well
Ah, I see! "Humpday" is a colloquial term for Wednesday. It's often used in the context of the traditional five-day workweek (Monday to Friday).
The term comes from the idea that Wednesday is the "hump" of the week, the middle day after which you start moving towards the end of the week and the weekend.
So when people say "Happy Humpday," they're essentially acknowledging that we've made it halfway through the workweek.
Life of hustler is not easy, but we keep on matching and go with the flow
Go, go, go 😅 But don't forget to pause and enjoy life too.
Thanks My friend.
You're welcome :) Enjoy your day
How are you doing today and your hubby?
#gmfrens you wonderful #HIVE people - I give out a kiss for a follow 💋
https://peakd.com/hive-147010/@anna.kathaxrina/der-mensch-kann-tun-was-er-will-aber-er-kann-nicht-wollen-was-er-will
Are you back to being active? Looking at your profile it seems as though you've been inactive for a while.
#welcomeback #hive
💋
'Great remind from Margaret about government handouts and bills
It is time for a tea break and some snacks
#gosh #vegan #food #foodie #liotes
what a better snack than banana oatmeal and cinnamon waffle
that goes well with tea
#gosh #vegan #food #foodie #liotes
https://hive.blog/hive-180569/@denissemata/waffles-de-avena-banana-y
Bon Appetit!
to you too
Enjoy!
source
Name your top 3 undervalued token that you think will do more than 10X in the next crypto cycle.
All tokens included both the universally known ones and the HE tokens we have here on hive.
Mine is $ETH $HIVE & $LEO
What's YOURS???
$RUNE is gonna explode some day :)
I'll add that to my own personal list. Just haven't yet found the time to do a deep research on $RUNE. BUT I WILL SOON...
$HIVE $LEO $RUNE
Good choice. I bet your bags are heavy enough to take massive gains when we reach the top.
I wish they were heavier LOL
I wouldn't call it a prediction but I keep hoping $GRC (#Gridcoin) moves up the list one of these days.
My credibility is my bound. Keep striving
Listening to Cryptomaniacs podcast using podbean
#episode231
I'm listening as well! :)
We're eyeing up the #music talent on #hive and looking for our next interview candidate!
Who is your favourite hive #musician? Who should we feature in an upcoming interview?
Klaytn Foundation, the organization behind South Korea's prominent Layer 1 blockchain collaborate with Matter Labs, the team responsible for developing Ethereum Layer 2 scaling solution zkSync Era.
#cryptonews
In a Facebook reel, a Facebook friend shared that he received three blessings yesterday evening while it was raining.
He was so happy that he had to share it. Read next thread to know the blessings.
#threadstorm
#fun #threads247
#threads247 #hivenaija
He therefore called on all to rejoice and thank God with him for the wonderful blessings.
See link below
https://www.facebook.com/reel/778565650661615?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
Some people are crazily funny 🤣
The greatest of them all was that he didn't remove his footwear like most people do whenever it rains so it doesn't spoil because he was putting on a rubber sandals. 🤣🤣. His feet were safe and secure.
#threads247 #liotes
He said he went out with an umbrella, so that even whilst it was raining, he was well covered and the rain didn't beat him 🤣🤣
#threads247 #fun #liotes
Leo #Threads is expanding and taking shape. I call on @fokusnow @Uyobongaan @yahuza to join me. #Threadstorm #Leo #
Join you, weren't they here not ? 🙄
He therefore called on all to rejoice and thank God with him for the wonderful blessings.
See link below
https://www.facebook.com/reel/778565650661615?s=yWDuG2&fs=e&mibextid=Nif5oz
Lololol! He's funny but it's great he knows how to be grateful 🤣
Yeah, it was a funny reel
Being grateful even in little things is good.
To all my Muslims brothers & Sisters i celebrate you’ll today on #idelkabir !! Enjoy your day 😊
Thank You
You’re welcome 🤗
Eid Mubarak to all, i hope everyone will enjoy the festival to the fullest.
Yea, I can already see the merriment online.
All work, less play, makes jack a crypto boy.
True or False?
It's false
alright. Got any reason for that?
What do you think? 😅
Im not a crypto boi yet, I guess. Well, I have to ask how khal or Task feels about that. But I'm guessing it's true and the amount of building and grinding in the crypto space is to show for it. I bet most crypto founders sleepless than me
Yeah baby!! I am a crypto lady!!!
Welcome to the party 🎉
We should always have a balance in life and that can only be done if we have some seperate time apart from all work. So for me it's a false.
I get the balance part but in reality. Is there really a way to strike a balance? I'm just asking because I find it hard to find one when the bills are not being paid and loads of work needs to be done.
On the way home. Rain is pouring hard.🌧⛈🌧 Looks like someone's prayer has been answered 😅
Blessings 💞 🙏🏻, it's raining here too .
Thank you and to you too. Just arrived home 😉
Welcome, hope your not too wet.
Haha nope. We took the car out so we're dry 😉
ookey that's good 😊.
enjoy the weather.
Thank you. The downpour was scary. Glad it stopped.
Haha, someone’s prayer? Who could that be?
We heard someone in the afternoon pleading for the rain to come 😅
That means the person’s wish came true..haha
Yes. Hope the heavy rain didn't destroy his crops though.
Enjoy the rain! Fetch your umbrella or raincoat, whatever convenient.
Haha. Rain is good but not when it's a heavy downpour and you're traversing along the highway. Even the windshield wipers could not handle it. 😬
Yes it's dangerous in that scenario,
Haha I'm sorry, but asked for it to rain here. Please send the confused rain cloud over here 😅
I sent the rain your way. Hope it arrives there and not get lost elsewhere 😅
Thx 👍
I am forcing myself to post an @actifit post daily. I need to be consistent with it.
Good luck! You can do it 💪 It has been months since my last #actifit post
🙈
Time for another actifit post :P
Thats a good habit 👍
Your steps are more important than your post.....
However ur post is the signature of your steps.
So one is precursor to the other.
great going friend. I am also trying to do same. 14 days regular done. Let see if I can go 1 month.
#actifit is the way to go
!PIZZA
That is my go to. If there is one thing that I have posted more than anything on this 'chain has been my @actifit posts #movetoearn
The most important outcome is the improvement of your health, but using the post rewards as an incentive is fantastic as well. I love seeing the future in action. :D