(Downvote drama meets Blurtโs freedom)
Before we begin โ
๐ฅ Huge thanks to @candy49 for the inspiring post that sparked this fire:
https://blurt.blog/hive/@candy49/5slvnx-taskmaster4450-is-being-downvoted-on-hive-by-you-know-who
๐ฅ Respect for bringing receipts to the table!
On Hive ๐, every time @Taskmaster4450 hits โpublishโ โ๏ธ, you can practically hear the witness panic sirens screaming in the distance ๐จ โ because @themarkymark and his loyal shadow-client @buildawhale charge toward the downvote button like Olympic sprinters on expired pre-workout ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ.
Meanwhile, over on Blurt ๐ต, the whole community is watching with popcorn ๐ฟ like:
โBroโฆ imagine caring this much about someone else earning 0.07 Hive.โ ๐
Because while Blurt runs on no-downvote freedom ๐ฅโ๏ธ, Hiveโs โDownvote Duoโ keeps acting out the same medieval ritual:
Taskmaster posts:
โฑ 0.0003 seconds laterโฆ
themarkymark: โ๐ DOWNVOTE STRIKE LAUNCHING!โ
buildawhale: โ๐ง Confirmed, Commander. Following your lead!โ
Itโs like watching a witness node and a helper script battling a hurricane with a water pistol ๐ง๏ธ๐ซ.
Taskmaster doesnโt even blink ๐ โ he just collects his author rewards ๐ฐ and moves on while they burn voting mana like itโs confetti at a wedding ๐.
Meanwhile, Blurt users are sitting there like:
โNo downvotes here, boys. We left that drama in 2020.โ ๐๐ฅ
The contrast is comedy gold:
- On Hive, the downvote duo treats Taskmaster like a Final Boss ๐๐ฎ.
- On Blurt, the vibe is:
โPost what you want โ get paid โ nobody cries.โ ๐๐ธ
No crusades.
No witness theatrics.
No two-man governance cosplay squad.
And hereโs the punchline ๐คก:
Every time they downvote Taskmaster, they boost his visibility ๐.
Theyโre basically giving him free marketing wrapped in anger issues ๐คฃ.
Over on Blurt?
This would be considered performance art ๐ญ.
On Hive?
Itโs treated like divine duty ๐๐.
The blockchain never forgets ๐ง ๐โฆ
and the Merkle tree has officially carved in stone:
Taskmaster posts โ Marky panics โ Buildawhale echoes โ Nothing changes.
All while Blurt keeps laughing in the background ๐คฃ๐ต.
๐ฅ Hashtags
#BlurtLaughing
#HiveDownvoteOlympics
#TaskmasterUnshaken
#MarkyVsTheVoid
#BuildaBackup
#FreedomOnBlurt
#BlurtFTW
Good energy always
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