Oh, okay, I thought as a spreadsheet aficionado it would be right up your street 🙂
HIVESQL is the Hive version of SQL and enables queries of the blockchain. It's free. I think @steevc uses it for compiling the Brits List, among other things.
Structured query language (SQL) is a programming language for storing and processing information in a relational database. A relational database stores information in tabular form, with rows and columns representing different data attributes and the various relationships between the data values.
@alonicus have you tried it?
It's a powerful tool to get data out of Hive. I use it a lot.