If Oil is -$35, are they going to start paying me to fill up with gasoline??? :)

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I have never seen anything like this...

Oil just keeps going lower and lower and lower:

(Source: https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/CL=F?p=CL=F)

If oil is now -$35 a barrel, when are they going to start paying me to fill up my car with gasoline?! :)

Perhaps when this straightens itself out they will figure out a better way to price a barrel of oil going forward...

Stay informed my friends.

-Doc

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This is completely ridiculous! I did not know this was possible... The world has completely gone mad!

Now I need to buy a car, or maybe a plane, plane use more fuel so, I will be rich in no time 😅.

I'm thinking of digging a giant hole, filling it with thick liner, and having them pay me to store some oil. :)

😆 LOL, I am thinking of renting swimming pools around UK and EU. No one is using them anyway. Fill them up, cash out and run to exotic no extradition country 😁

I hope you realise that this is just the may futures contract of crude oil that will expire tomorrow. The June contract is still @ 20$.

And the May VWAP was around $6, yes I know. Notice how this is posted in the FUNNY community?

What in the world!?? 🤔 ...I thought Interest rates were the only thing that could be negative...Guess i was wrong on that one!!!:) Lol
Thanks Doc,
...And Be Safe Out There Brother-

How big is your garage Doc?

You might be able clear a couple grand at those prices.

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I was thinking of building a swimming pool type setup instead. :)

So they will pay you for taking oil, because they have exhausted their capacity to store ?

Basically, yes. Though the May contract has now rolled over and we are back to positive prices... for now.

It was jaw-dropping when I saw Bloomberg Tweet these updates yesterday, and I couldn't keep up. Every time I scroll, it gets even worse, and I believe May futures dropped to as low as $-37 yesterday. June contracts are next, and they've already dropped 30% at the time of writing 😱

Yea, I saw they were trading at $5 last I checked. They were priced at $20 yesterday.

No, but if you've got a swimming pool that you're willing to fill with crude, maybe someone will pay you to take that ;).

If you wait long enough, I'm sure they will.

No idea if they would pay us for that. But I'm currently trying to look for a job right now and it's hard because of coronavirus no where is hiring.

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