Failed presidential candidate Hillary Clinton decried the Democratic National Committee (the DNC) as a “pretty bankrupt” organization.
"And I don't just mean intellectually, morally or ethically, either - I'm taking about cold hard cash, here. You know, the important things".
She warned that Democrats are going to be “outgunned, and out-spent", in the upcoming election.
This comes after the recent, highly publicized 'US election trail, convoy'.
It's raised many questions among political pundits about the DNC's coffers..
Clinton pointed out that since President Trump has started to arrest numerous pedophile networks, traditional sources of income are getting harder and harder to come by.
She hinted at the possibility of legal proceeding against the Trump administration for 'interfering with the election process', because of these recent actions.
She added that, "I intend to do everything I can to make sure the DNC is well funded coming closer upto the elections.
We've milked BLM, Black Looters Matter..er sorry, Black Lives matter, for as much as their welfare checks will allow, and antifa is a nett loss, all things considered."
She went on to say:
" I'll be heading down to Haiti soon, as there's always some money to be had there, but with the covid campaign, er pandemic, still rampant, crossing borders has become more difficult, and the money from there is taking longer to liquidize, once back here in the U.S."
She added:
"We no longer have the capital to build any more tunnels either, so you imagine the logistical nightmare that we're now facing."
Joe Biden was asked to comment on the financial situation of the DNC earlier today, but deflected the question, by saying
" I like oranges. Do you like oranges? "
He finished of the statement with " Is orange man that bad, really? "
He was then quickly ushered out of the press conference.
UPDATE:
IN A SHOCKING TURN OF EVENTS, HILLARY CLINTON DECIDES TO DO AN 'ASK ME ANYTHING' (AMA), OVER SKYPE.
The 'ama' is startling, and people will now be asking if she's swallowed some honesty pills...(have her 'crazy pill' supplies, been replaced ?)
Watch this space - coming very soon...
....the full AMA session , exclusively on @threespeak!
I am more than a little skeptical on the quotes. Upvoting anyway because it is funny!!
Watching this space.
The Hillary AMA will be on here v. soon matey ...Shocking , I tell ya's!