Joe Biden's you tube live broadcast last night, was pronounced as 'a resounding success' by his campaign coordinator.
The campaign presidential campaign trail looks like it's really hotting up, as Joe Biden, dementia advocate, hair sniffer extraordinaire, and connoisseur of being really creepy, conducted his second live you tube broadcast.
“This was a resounding success” Said one of his staffers, “Viewing numbers were up by over 50 percent!
If that doesn't tell you about the growing support for him, nothing will. The figures don't lie”
Biden, with over 7 million twatter followers – increased his viewing figures from 12 people (his last live you tube), to 19 !!( at some points).
As the staffer stated, that is indeed over 50%.
If this growing trend continues, it will mean that by 2334, he will have enough support to take the presidency.
We asked the staffer about other youtube channels, and their viewing figures.
We pointed out that one of hundreds of the opposition channels - saltercracker9's for example , (and who has only 7,000 followers on twatter), manages to pull in over 2000 people every week in his live broadcasts.
She said that absolute numbers were irrelevant, as numbers lie, and it's only the growth percentage that really matters.
She also went on to explain that pointing out any comparisons between Biden's viewing figures and saltycracker's numbers, is being totally fascist, probably racist, and defiantly homophobic.
She said that if we continue to spread such disinformation, it would probably mean us getting doxxed. (or 'tuckered').
She added that ' any fed ex deliveries will have nothing to do with us'.
She pointed to her boobs at this point in the interview, saying 'And these babies? They're my insurance against anything that I don't like being said online, becoming a sexual harassment lawsuit'.
When we asked Joe Biden directly about the pathetic viewer numbers, he said:
“Whats youlube? Is this a game where we can take turns doing things to each other?”
It appears that Hillary Clinton was not one of the 19 viewers.
When asked about not supporting Joe in his video campaign, she explained that she had 'things to do' that evening...
Shit, we sometimes had 10 live viewers and only have a few hundred subs on YT lol
....get another nine, and run for Pres!