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Forget the rocket stove (I knew you were reading), I'm going to have nightmares wondering about how you made that truck disappear!

Oh dude.. It wasn't just me. I wouldn't repeat the story if I was by myself. And I promise to you on everything it takes to believe me, dude it happens and I wasn't even by myself. A chick was with me and I'm not making it up. If she wasn't with me, I would've chalked it up to 'something,' ....tired, something.

She would tell you this verbatim: At Wild Wash road, an off ramp about an hour south of Las Vegas on the 15 fwy in the middle of nowhere. Right in front of us at a stop sign. I was about 4 feet from the bumper. The whole thing, trailer and all with a shit ton of lights. It just vanished.

I don't expect you to believe me.

And it's been my safe word ever since.

Well, I haven't personally seen anything quite that crazy, but I've seen enough crazy things that I tend to believe what people tell me, until I have a reason not to. I've also been to Vegas, and the area around it is one of a few places in this country that gives me the weird feeling of living more than one life at a time. You could tell me you saw Wookies pole dancing in water fountains in the sage out there, and I'd take that straight at face value.