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Will you change your name to deirdyweirdybeardy now?? ahahahaha

Very funny! But I think you'll find there's already a Wit in Residence on Hive...ME!

You'll be able to go to Tesco without any worries now!

Tesco? Meh...I buy Irish!

Well I don't know any Irish ones so I'll make one up...Leprechauns.

Very close...Dunnes!

I just looked up Dunnes, looks good, a fairly large retail group. I'm sure they do much better than leprechauns.

Yes, leprechauns. are far smaller:)

Indeed, Dunne's sounds like they'd be tall.