I don't really fancy meat because it is so stressful to process
Lol, not where I come from. You go to the supermarket and buy whatever piece you want, even seasoned, spiced meat if you're lazy 😂. This is why many have no idea how to process a chicken.
Fish is good but first I would need to learn how to catch them.
I'm glad my post makes you laugh. I can be funny if the situation asks for it.