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I'd been thinking of what Game of Thrones character would possibly fit you but now you've mentioned Vikings, it seems perfect.

been thinking of what Game of Thrones character would possibly fit you

The Hound most likely, Sandor Clegane. I'm an ugly bugger. Lol.

Lol, why did I just know you'll say that. Well you're no Khal Drogo but I thought Oberyn would be a better fit?

Anyone who isn't female is fine by me...I'd not make a very good girl. (Not Lord Varys either.)

You had me there.😂
Don't know much about you, but I know you wouldn't last a day being Lord Varys. What with all that hunger.

Yeah, I'd slay myself if I was him.