We have an excess of solar electricity being generated. I've done two loads of laundry. I've done two loads in the dishwasher. I've used my induction cooktop to cook about 9 meals worth of food, and they're in the freezer.
Now I'm running the air conditioner at 16 degrees C while it is 28 degrees outside, and I'm not paying a single cent for that.
I am also dressed like its an arctic winter, because this is comfort, and comfort is what weekends are made for.
... And you don't have a crypto miner?
Nice try, tax office
Almost! Next time. You'll slip eventually...