That County Assessor would have to yell from so far away I wouldn't be able to hear her... she's terrified of the dog. Even the K9 police yell up from the bottom of the driveway when they stop by with a warrant for one of the previous occupants. Nothing says "GO AWAY like an uncollared, unwashed Rottweiler. You should try it. In no time at all you'll be hearing...
No you will fucking NOT! Uh, sir..., uh, is that your dog? Is he friendly? Sorry for wasting your time sir, I'll just be going now...