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Giant pile of shit? What could possibly go wrong?

I mean really, who doesn't like a giant pile of shit?

Is it in a cave? :) Could color my appreciation, you know...

Haha it is not in a cave, though I did once encounter a large turd when I was crawling through a cave downside was that because of the humidity and lack of moving air the turd stays forever wet and fresh. However, that was not in my childhood...

Dust it off and embarrass yourself!