Oh, the Mozzie Wars was a brutal experience for some, and a bloodbath for the rest. My flesh has the remnants of all those birds and scratches... It's painful.
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Oh, the Mozzie Wars was a brutal experience for some, and a bloodbath for the rest. My flesh has the remnants of all those birds and scratches... It's painful.
Deserter!
Nah, mate... That's not retreating. It's called a tactical-reverse advance manoeuvre, something the French taught me... If the enemy advances in great speed, and their progress cannot be halted; advance backwards until a stronger position can be formed. If that fails, advance even farther back, until success. If failure is met, surrender, and charm the enemy into releasing you from captivity.
Sounds typically French.
Yes, and Napoleon even adopted it famously during the Winter Campaign of 1814 in Russia. That... May not have worked out as well as I have with the mozzies.
That'd give a person a headache for sure.
Not to mention a case of tinnitus!
Yeah, a good reason to claim some workplace hearing loss compensation.