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I'm in hospital because I drunk a cup of petrol.
That was a very fuelish thing to do.

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What's the difference between a poor man and a feather pillow?
One is hard up, the other is soft down.

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3, 7, 13, 21, 29, 36
!lolz

How can you tell if your smartphone is good at playing music?
By the number of gigs it has.

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What did the priest get the altar boy for his birthday?
A Praystation 5

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!LOL

Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of fuel?
He had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh

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What do you call bad fruits and vegetables?
Gross-eries

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My friend Phillip had his lip removed last week
now we just call him Phil.

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