I mean we can all agree giving yourself a hand is ok and is not gay. Unless you are gay of course.
But how about giving or trying to give yourself a blowjob? Is that gay?
Imo it feels gay to me but maybe in reality I am just jelly of those more flexible than me.
Ok excuse me now, I have to return to my yoga eclass.
Bruh I can hardly bend over and tie my shoes some days. How does one manage such a feat?
I heard you need to remove ribs
Not necessary, though it may help. It's easier if you have big dick.
for removing ribs or tying my shoes? I'm coufuzed
Imagine he has a self fellatio how-to series on Udemy by now.
++money --dignity
Story of JB's life (probably)
Hahahhhahahahahaahahaahahahahahha @runicar
LOL
Leemao
Lmao the reason why I downvote him
Yes and yes.
Did you manage to reach the sweet spot?
Please..you are interrupting me in the middle of my orgasm😠
LeL
Is putting your finger up your ass in the shower to clean it up thoroughly and enjoying it gay? If that's gay then this is gay, if it isn't then this isn't.
If you put in your ass but don't enjoy it? Then it's not gay?
I-its up to you I guess, could depend on how deep you go.
Have you ever taken a shit while on ecstasy? O.M.G
Also this looks like an amazing question for the askhive community!!! https://hive.blog/trending/hive-173737
All I see is good hygiene.
Good point
That doesn't sound like a very good way of trying to clean your shower.
This is the kind of quality content I use #Hive for. Honestly all the crypto, dev, tech, etc chat is fun (and its what I mainly discussed for the past decade+) but I really like this kind of zaney shit that has potential for being shared around the internet or turned in a meme.
Thanks for the laugh. Btw, maybe skip the Yoga and go get a rib or two removed.
I prefer natural gains
Also, you didn't answer the questions.
Oh I mean I don't think experimenting with yourself makes you gay, personally. As I said, I can barely bend over to tie my shoes most days so this one is not in the cards for me.
Back problems?
Currently have a pulled muscle in my shoulder. But yeah have back issues since I was about 16 doing manual labor and bending like a fool. I exaggerate about tying my shoes though :)
If you are chronic I'd recommend from personal experience stem cells, just do some research before choosing a dr. There are different extraction, isolation and delivery options, with varying results.
What you are you recognize by what you think about while you do it.
This Is the answer .
How about you rub you own titties?
Yes, except if you have gynecomastia
Do you supossed to tap yourself on the back of the head when you about to cum?
YES
All the poor guys who don't have girlfriends are gay by that logic haha
$84 for this? I feel like I'm back at steemit :-P <3
I like the steemit colour scheme more. It's more soothing to my eyes.
asking the big questions of life :P
Jeez ... and lol ... lol :)
Havent try it ... so I cant really tell :)
There s always a first time my friend 😱
NSFW?
It is a couple words and a picture of a banana. If that is NSFW for you, maybe you should get off social media at work :P
I work from home (like many ppl now a days) and I'm a father. My 8yr old daughter has a Hive account cause "Steem Kids" was a thing. Furthermore NSFW stands for more than not safe for work, maybe you should try using the internet from the 90's, you know... social media from AOL 2.5.
ANYWAY, to be safe (not censored) using an NSFW tag on questionable adult content OR mere suggesting it didn't warrant your retort. Thanks @netuoso, have a day!
Believe me. Chances are your 8 year old has already seen real porn online. A banana won't hurt her, unless if you have her permanently locked in house with zero internet privileges
Your 8 year old daughter has a Steem/Hive account? Tell her not to use https://hive.blog ;)
Then what do you think NSFW, the acronym, stands for? Back when I was on the internet in the 90s chat rooms, we used PAW for "parents at watch" or some other ridiculous acronym. NSFW wasn't even ever used back then; it is a relatively new concept.
Again, the post itself contains text and a picture of a banana. It would be VERY hard for your 8 year old to happen to overlook on your screen and start reading about auto-fellatio. If that is a concern, you should probably look into an office door.
I get to know of a new words
......
Like?
Self- fellatio
now that you have the theory mastered - put it to practice
Not my Subject...😉
only if you do it with your eyes closed 👀
Hahahaha
If jerking your own is gay, then blowing your own is gay as well.
So, is nearly all male population is gay? 😱😱😱😱
You didn't get it my Greek friend...
It’s more giving a blowjob than receiving one
Even the thought of doing it is gay. Any man willing to put a dick in his mouth is gay.
You didn't reply the second question though. Suspicious.
"Any man willing to touch a dick is gay"
Same logic but it doesn't stop you from rubbing one out 3 times a day.
Lol no I said willing to put a dick in his mouth. I've only touched two dicks in my life; mine and another in one of those foursome gaffs that I'm sure happen all the time.
Sounds gay
Yeah I think if you are in a straight foursome and you cross dicks, that makes you insta-gay.
What if the dick strikes your eye by accident?
gay pirate
That is one weirdly photogenic banana.
(Can't answer the Qs tho, not a dude).
Ask your boyfriend!
Oh, auto-cunnilingus is a thing. If you could partake, would you? Is it gay (female gay) to taste yourself?
Honestly, I wouldn't. I feel like the discomfort and stretching to reach it would overpower the pleasure. If it's gay - well, uh... I don't think so? Is autosexuality a thing? Could that be it?
If there was a photo of a clam would you answer it?
Probably not. They look icky when they're open.
lol.
I gave it up over 30 years ago....
Back pain?
Laziness...it's easier to get someone else to do it for you...
It's your own body. If that's gay then so is giving yourself a handy.
Well said.
Really .. $85 for a banana and homophobic rant ? Quality curation guys
Homophobic rant? Lol? Even in the last sentence I imply jokingly (or not?) that I am trying to do it myself. Yeah I hate gays so much that I make jokes (or not?) about sucking my own dick, you are a genious!!!! (I am sarcastic in case you don't get it)
I am ok with you flagging me for not liking my humour or thinking this is overrewared or even because you just had a bad day, but keep the racist/homophobic/whatever card for yourself.
Homophobic was the wrong word, was in a shit mood, still overrewarded tho
posh
This is just hilarious for me. Reading peoples comments are even more funny :))) How on earth can someone bend that low. Yoga people...
A Coronavirus question if I ever saw one!
Just say no! Support your local massage parlor!
This shit gets trendy? Wheres all the whale downvotes?
This is not shit content. This is a part of dream we all share. He's not a bringer of darkness, he's sharing an aura of hope.
Thank you @trumpman
What the fuck? 1 dollar for a one line comment? Where are the whales to downvote this shit. WHERE? You and your breads deserve to rot in hell.
Whales?
YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MOM AGAIN?
She's taking a swim. 🐳
😂😂😂
You are correct. All trendy posts should be about how awesome hive is, why hive will moon, why anyone not investing in hive at these prices is a fucking idiot, or hive proposal drama or whatever. Fuck humour. Fuck art. Fuck anything that makes all other sites actually go viral. Here in hive, only hive related content should be trendy. Worked amazingly for steemit so it will for hive too. And of course fuck ACTUAL engagement. Here in hive we only want long boring fuckings posts that nobody reads and have at best 5 comments. That's the recipe for success.
Idiot.
I read this comment and agreed with it,
especially all the fuck
That is impossible for me, but I do admit that I have tried, on more than one occasion when I were younger.
What is masturbating? Is it Gay or is it having sex with yourself?
If it's having sex with yourself is it more like incest because you are family of yourself? or is it more like gay coz you are both the same gender?