Never let an artichoke be your Dungeon Master.
How many jokes about artichokes could I possibly make? I think there are a maximum of 7 jokes about artichokes in English. And 15 in Turkish... but I don't speak Turkish!
This can't last forever...
Sorry, Java fans. I am homeless for another day. Right now I am re-charging at the West Alameda public library and they don't have any tables with electrical outlets for me to draw at. Once I spend about 2 hours charging here I should be able to go sit at a proper table and finish up a Java strip.
Is it true that eating an artichoke uses more energy than you get from it?
!LOLZ