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RE: The Most Original Title You've Seen in Your Feed All Day

in OCD3 years ago

You know what a one-day lighter is, right?

They're the ones that disguise themselves in pockets and make their way through the washing machine. A little drying time and they fire up again. However, they're only one-day lighters afterward.

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Whenever I hear something rattling around in the dryer I try to get to it before the wife. I swear I pat my pockets down before throwing them in the washer, but somehow an array of objects still seem to find their way into the machines. I know someone put them in with a load of wash, trying to get me in hot water.