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Lol, I think this Australian is a bit expensive for me then. Next! 😂

Bullshit...You said I'm the Aussie pet...No fucking takebacks!

Cruel as it may be, this is the point where I throw an Oreo as far as I could into a heavily shrubbed valley, let the Aussie catch, and then drive off quickly. But hey, at least you're free now.

Heartless. Lol.

Lol... Shoo, go away!

[G-dog skulks away into the shrubs...In search of that Oreo.]

Lol.

Little did G-dog know, it was all a trick! There was never an Oreo in the first place, muahahahaha! What little Oreo was left in my belly, last time I checked.