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Ah, but Grouchy's upper-hand is that he's tiny, agile, and very cunning. Just slip up the Roo's leg, and punch him right in the nuts. That should do well to incapacitate anyone! A Roo v. Grouchy fight is something the internet needs, and are dying to watch!

Lol, a bit of a low-blow, but what choice does the little green bugger have right?

The first rule of the Fuzzy Fight Club, is that there are no rules. Nut punches are welcome! It'll help level out the playing field by quite a bit... Bloody Roos won't know what hit 'em!

I almost feel sorry for them.

Nah, I'm sure it'll be fine. If there's one fact I know about Australia, is that you bastards have balls of steel. It takes quite a lot to live in a hell hole like that XD

I mean, just look at Australian Stig's chap...

The Australian Stig's wore dusty white overalls, thongs and had a large "gentleman's sausage".

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