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You have hit the nail there, Dr Seuss would explain it :D

I didn't want to state the obvious, but sometimes one must.

I thought they were using a mystic 8-ball to come up with their strategies, lol

Haha, that's how Boris works his stuff out for the UK for sure. I don't think Scott Morrison (Aus PM) has quite got up with the latest technology yet. He still uses tarot cards.

Dont knock the Tarot! Thats the secret sauce to Government!

I think reading the signs in the entrails of animals is slowly making a resurgence though.

But thats ok. That actually works. :OD