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Yeah, tropical Tasmania (coldest place in Australia) October hopefully. Need a break.

I bet you're a good dancer.

I need a break too. Getting a new tent, that might be the type of travelling I can do this year. Oop North!

I am an ace dancer. Like a horse that has been slapped on its arse!!

You've been pretty flat out lately huh? Call in sick. Lol.

Oh yeah, I like slapped-horse dancing. Who does the slapping though?

I have been. Worse than ever. I don't know if it's because of home working or something but my normal meeting-tastic days are even more meeting-tastic now. I literally barely get a moment. Gonna get DVT from edition in this bastard chair. Lol

As you're doing the meeting, when you're talking, just hang up mid-word. End of story. They will think your internut connection failed...Who hangs up on themselves! No one. (Boomy).

Go relax, have some beers.

Next day...

Ach marn, mah wee internut coneection stoofed oop.

Use a proper Scottish accent though. Lol..

It's not outwith the realms of possibility that such a thing could already have happened... :0D

Is that Irish?? LOL!

I would be disappointed if it hadn't.