Jajajajaja. Oh, blessed Saint Barbara! You'll have to bathe with "cariaquito morao" and entrust yourself to San Antonio, saint of the bride and groom!! to see if it takes away that bad streak you have, @rok-sivante. It seems like a matter of destiny, my friend. I'd make a sacrifice to the gods to see if they'd give you the secrets of love and passion.
Goat? Chicken? Child? What kind of sacrifice we talking here...? 😈