I was just passing by ... and not witnessing their crimes ... Your Honor, I think these poor fellows are innocent.
I have not met these heroes in our forests, but the one on the right can sometimes be found on the supermarket shelf ... I understand that he is serving his sentence there and will soon be executed like hell (in a hot frying pan). The one on the right looks like Yeringi's brother (Pleurotus eryngii), next to him are the Shiitaki brothers (Lentinus edodes) and the company of skinny Enoki (Flammulina velutipes). Those on the left have covered their heads with black veils and I do not recognize them. Maybe this is Maitaki, but I could be very wrong.
Perhaps I messed up everything in the world, but in any case, I would like to try your dish ... it is a pity that the sentence has already been carried out ...π
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Aaahh well, in the bighouse they shall remain for not being cooperative enough and with all of the other charges on them...well they'l be in there for a while too..
Although the Shitake brothers were honest enough about who there were when they were loitering around on the supermarket shelf (they were so loud about it..)
But the other 3- well they were all there, hunched up together, whispering, plotting, planning, making sideways glances at me, trying not to be seen and you know what, I wish I hadn't of seen them.
For as attractive looking at they were- especially the frilly, flowery looking dark brown velvet ones, after getting to know them better over the past few days, I have decided that I really REALLY do not like them- any of them in fact and they can all rot in their separate cells in the freezing box like prison! π€’
... 30 years have passed ... the refrigerator shuddered for the last time and fell silent ... after a while the ice age in a separate box ended ... the black velvet brothers came out of suspended animation one by one ... now the planet was in their power. ..the end of the story ... )))))
Haaaaa ha haaaa...
I think I'd rather robots take over than mushrooms! π±
Seriously, mushrooms have taken over our planet for a long time, they even live in ourselves))
Oh that's too true too unfortunately...
Pretty things but..(no they're not..) well some of them are...I know I know they are...π
So as you can see, I have a love hate relationship with them.
I'll look at them like Octopi- gorgeous, incredible, magical, alien to look at, but I don't want to eat them....π€£