For this Thanksgiving 2021, I'm handing to you on a silver turkeyless platter my undying last wishes of 100 things I'm thankful for in this November of 2021. Sit back and do not relax. The best is yet to come. This is for you. From the words of Adam Sandler and his Indians meeting Pilgrims song, "Turkey for me and turkey for you... turkey for the boys and turkey for the girls..." Bring out Charlie Brown and a bag of pipes.

Well, who am I kidding? You can relax and yet I challenge you to make your own list. And let me tell you a secret, I've listed over 100 things. Possibly over 200 or 300 things. I couldn't help myself like a chicken with no head, I was running all over the place. Not that I'm undying and yet I can hardly wait to show you a whole new world, wanna be part of your world, good to the last drop, obey your thirst, would you like fries with that? Oh, the pipes for making music of course.

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One Hundred Things I'm Thankful For

One Hundred Things I'm Thankful For
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Ten Events

Weddings, Funerals, holidays, vacations, hiking, camping, travel, school, work, reunions, etc.

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Nature

Air, water, fire, dirt, wind, and Captain Planet.

Private Property

Whatever you got, you should Kyle Rittenhouse them with all the guns you got. Communism teaches you that you cannot own anything, that is Agenda 2030.

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Abilities

You have the opportunity to share your skills and help blossom the talents of others at the same time. Pay It Forward. Be The Last Samurai and not The Last Jedi.

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Inventions

Innovation is the mother of all inventions. The father is generally chaos.

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Foods

You are what you eat, so make it good. If you eat fake food, then you become a plastic Barbie doll but without the Barbie doll. So in other words, like Ken with no nose. So, in other words, a melted form of Chucky from Child's Play.

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Family

There are two kinds of family, blood family and the family of your heart. The latter is pretty earth-shattering. Only thing better is a hybrid of the two.

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Books

William Shakespeare said the world is a stage. Books are like scripts. If you don't read them, you may miss your cues.

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Friends

This is part two of your family. Your friends can be your second or first family. Your friends can raise you up or knock you down.

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Places

Home is where your heart is, good thing your heart is stuck inside your body so you can take that wherever you go. But then when you fall in love with people, you might cut out your heart and give them your heart. Then home is where your heart is and your heart will be wherever they are.

And if you love too many people, then your heart might be cut up into tiny little pieces and divided among them all. Well, unless if your heart is a starfish. In that case, your heart can be cut up in pieces and then each piece can grow back better. Not Build Back Better. But grow back better. It's totally natural if the genes were already there.