Now I know that by definition this post will upset and anger a lot of people and even people who I respect greatly in the discords i'm a member of, but I feel that in order to preserve the scared roll of the pizza that pineapple must be removed
SO PREPARE YOURSELVES 😊
Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-born Canadian, created the first Hawaiian pizza at the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham, Ontario, Canada in 1962. Inspired in part by his experience preparing Chinese dishes which commonly mix sweet and savoury flavours, Panopoulos experimented with adding pineapple, ham, bacon and other toppings. These additions were not initially very popular
The addition of pineapple to the traditional mix of tomato sauce and cheese, sometimes with ham or sometimes with bacon, soon became popular locally and eventually became a staple offering of pizzerias around the world.
In regards to the naming of the dish, Panopoulos chose Hawaiian after the brand of canned pineapple they used
With that but of history much like the mayonnaise pizza it doesn’t mean we should be victims to repeat it and here are my top reasons for removal of pineapple off all pizzas
Pineapple itself is dangerous as Pineapple is the only food known to contain bromelain,
What is this enzyme well it is an enzyme that digests protein, but the hard truth is that pineapple hurts not because of the citrus in it but because bromelain is digesting the tender skin inside of your mouth, So it eats you back, Now think about it would you try and eat a great white shark if it was munching you down, no THERE WHY ARE YOU EATING PINEAPPLE FOR THE SAME REASON
Tomato which is seen as a basic need on a pizza to provide the acidic taste mixed in with the lovely cheese works with lot of other things, but as pineapple is also acidic this corrects 2 food items that have acid in them. And this can causes problems with the taste buds as too much of something is bad for you, this fact has been checked by the great and masterful Gordon Ramsey 😊
The tastes themselves do not go well, as sweet pineapple tastes doesn’t work with savoury of the great pizza, and this itself also leaves the tastebuds confused about the taste of the pizza as well, plus when cooked pineapple doesn’t cooked due to the water content in they and kind of drys out which is not good on a pizza either.
For these reasons this is why I’m going to ensure that pineapple NEVER GO ON PIZZA FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
DOWN WITH PINEAPPLE
Disclaimer
(this post was made as a laugh and while the author doesn’t like a Hawaiian he is of a sound mind to know if people want to eat it, it is they life)
Have a good day pizza lovers :D
Thank you for voicing my fervently held beliefs.
Have some (pineapple-free) !PIZZA
It must be an Italian lol Who does nota likea pinapple one thea !PIZZA
You're wrong... Pineapple is amazing on pizza...
This is wrong, but thank you for sharing!😄
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