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Watermelon without the water.

"Yeah but"

A guy I used to work with 20 years ago told me, "Yeah buts live in the bush."

Yeah but sounds kinda dry.

What kinda work was that? The real version.

LOL. Did you just try to pry? You want real talk?

Oh dude for sure!

How you doing?

Any better I'd be twins if that counts. N U?

I'm not doing too good so I'm trying to be real good.

What else do you want to know dude.