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Beer for breakfast??!! gross. No, beer for pain management. Outside that I don't tend to partake. Alcohol used to be my drug of choice, but nowadays it just makes me feel disconnected and dizzy. I don't need drugs to have a good time. I just need them for out of control muscle spasms cuz I'm not enlightened enough to control those on my own.

Yet.☝️

Hi, you showed up! You know what I'm going to say...

I do! You're going to tell me you slept all day and I'm going to say omg so did I and then we're gonna fist bump.

Don't exaggerate, but yes, I had a four-hour nap from 4pm until 8pm. How do you know so much about me, dammit! But I'll go back to sleep now. So nothing...

HA! I slept for twelve hours, then walked the dog, then slept for four more.

I WIN.

I also might have a virus, which would explain the fatigue and the broken neck. Which technically makes it a performance-enhancing substance and disqualifies me from the excessive sleep competition.

I pass the baton to you.

😁 Gracias.

Hey, esto del broken neck me tiene preocupada. ¿Es una cosa como zombie?

¡Mejórate!

🤜🤛

¿Sabes que?- creo que si es como zombie. Mucho screen time.