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 2 years ago  

I'm only blind because I got to see ALL the evil and you're just jealous.

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Grow a third eye like cyclops. We're both living in a hell world, even if it's different corporations and different landscapes, so there's nothing to be jealous of. Want to compare to see which pocket of hell is more fun?

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 2 years ago  

My world isn't too hellish most days...
and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch
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and a beard, but I shave that.

isn't too hellish

Isn't that a vision of an illusionary illusion?

and I already HAVE a third eye, thankyouverymuch

Lies. I need to SEE proof.

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 2 years ago  

proof:
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False. Not proof. This is a gif of a mutant fish from The Simpsons.

#nineclawsfactchecked

I await authentic proof.

 2 years ago  

Weeeeelllllllll... if you'll take my word as proof, all my therapy has severely improved my clairvoyance. For example, I was doing energy healing on my cat the other day and saw that back when she was a stray she got hit in the head and sustained a concussion (which explains a lot of her random weird behavior, weird even for a cat). When I healed that for her, in two steps, she sighed, both times.

And today I was working on a patient's neck and asked the tissues what was wrong (with the tiny pinecone of my mind). I got an image of a fork (yeah, wtf, I don't know), so in my mind's eye I removed the fork and in that instant the tissues relaxed and found their natural shape again.

But if you prefer a gif...
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I'd be ok with Betty White becoming some kind of third eye deity.