Cute kitty friend, Niko. Nice of you to visit. House cats need variety. My little cat friend likes beards too, he tries to kneed it. He tries to bite it and then acts surprised, like he just chomped down on some steel wool.
Some tough guys complimented me on my beard the other day at work. They also asked, “do girls like that?” I said yes and I was about to say cats love it also, but I held back to maintain their perception of traditional masculinity.
Nice cactus too. Tell your dad about Catus Daddy on Instagram. I hear people make good money selling those start shaped cactus. The ones without big spikes…
“Juules”…
