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Marklar. Marklar, Marklar, Marklar, Marklar. Marklar! M-m-Marklar!!

Nailed it!

I've been practicing.

That's probably a wise decision. I restrict the social media type stuff to my laptop (hence the occasional lag in responding to comments) to try and keep down the number of distractions my phone provides but it still finds ways.

Marklar is an old South Park reference, there's an episode where they encounter aliens and in their language marklar is the only word they have for all persons, places, and things. I detest having to label myself so it seemed a fun way to fill in a byline.

Suddenly my feeling of not being one of the cool kids has been dispelled with an explanation that brings complete clarity. It's more of a relief than you might expect.