It has been brought to my attention by @por500bolos that I have been neglecting this community. I wanted to write you some updates on our community and what I have been up to. Your small 2% contribution and redistribution towards Hive's premier OpenSource™️ scam has not been forgotten. I promise, that the rug pull will come soon™️. I guarantee it will come before the long awaited SMTs that @ned promised.. So help me God.
As you can tell the from the screenshot, the community has grow in value immensely since its inception. We are swiftly headed towards a near-zero value, which is leaps and bounds above the zero value that we started with.
It may seem like I have totally forgotten about this project and have cast its bones amongst the graveyard of many other failed promises that I have made in the past. Au contraire, mon frère. (See how cultured your supreme leader is?) I have been working underground fighting against an evil Hive Cabal. Some of the members still lurk in secrecy. Ned Scott and Justin Sun were only patsies in the long-game of this group. They are going at great length to keep you bored in the ubiquitous sea of generic posts. We can not lose this fight. I will expose them as I get the chance.
Here is my continued plan of action:
- I will remain largely silent. This ensures that I do not draw too much attention to myself. I must be protected at all costs. Defend my good name.
- I will continue to
stealredistribute the earnings of your posts in order to fight the Hive Cabal, who is also responsible for chemtrails and cancer.
It will take time, but if we all work together we can make me rich save Hive.
Also though, I'll try to find time to build a bot to give you the world's smallest upvote using the GIANT stake that we have. Thank you for continuing to post @por500bolos. You're the real MVP.
I'll be lurking and upvoting posts myself.
-God King @kryptik
You are always welcome bro!
Although I am afraid and I bet that this post will not get even the millionth part of the upvotes and rewards that you got in that other article in which you celebrated your seventh anniversary in the blockchain.
It probably will not. However, that was dumb luck. A broken clock is right twice a day. I haven't really ventured into Hive development but I've been doing a lot in the Ethereum world. (With plans to do something I think could be big on Hive.) That said, I'll try to make some special stuff for people here. Do you have any suggestions?
Yeah! I may have a couple. Given your great sense of humor and your coding skillz. Why not create a "HiveRoast - The Roasting Arena" or "HiveRage - The Venting Zone" dApp in Hive as suggested in this post?
The dapp may be hard but I was leaning toward something like that already. We can start a little smaller but I still think it will be cool enough to get a few people in. I'll make it exclusive to those that post within the community. Hopefully FOMO ensues. I just want a little fun area where everything doesn't have to be so serious and we don't have to be eternal optimists.
Yeah, I understand you perfectly. Perhaps it would be better to forget about a complete dApp for now and start with a powerful community of truth warriors right away.
I think that I might agree with that statement and sentiment. Nonetheless, I have the hunch that you could think more on the bigger and way more ambitiously if you only read this post that I just wrote.
That's fine with me. Actually not many have what is needed to belong to an exclusive community of authentic seekers and disseminators of the naked truth.
I wonder how optimistic you really are?
Very well said. Although first I must warn you that there is nothing as serious as having a true sense of humor to tell the things as they really are.
Cheers! :)