¡Dead Man Running!
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¡There's no way this motherfucker pictured at the beginning of this post is gonna save his poor sorry little ass from the omnipotent & savage wrath of the Pinky Cranky Gandalf! ¡Wizard's word!
There will be no makeup possible that can repair or hide the terrible massacre that will suffer his sorry little ass. ¡WTF! it's gonna be so horrifying that there will be nothing left not even to embalm him. Poor videogamer little bastard. Tsk Tsk
Nope, but rather to one of his possible protégés.