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I see said the lost context person to the snarky person. Btw, that story has poo indirectly in it, still don't want to hear it?

Wait, poo? Welllllll. Ok. If it has poo in it. Just leave out the gorey details of the hand-crushing because I can't do it. I just can't. Unless you want me to hurt with you.
Love,
Snark the Shark
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Yes. Poo. If you leave out any part of the story it ruins it, ruiner.

How not to hurt:

Detach. Not not caring, detachment.

Unfortunately, not everyone's neurology allows them to detach on demand...

Who is everyone?

detach on demand...

You're so funny. Now if I could do that, I'd already have exited hell.