Story of 💩

in Hive Pets2 years ago

Moooooom, can you tell the story of how brave I was today?



Sure my love, will do.

Joy had to use the bathroom when we were driving to get some groceries. So we stoped at a field because he loves doing his business in open fields, usually in the middle of it.

In joyful anticipation of setting his mark Joy ran towards the field when he suddenly stopped.

Something was not right!

Noise and distraction!


Can you imagine that some workers actually took the liberty off loading wood onto a truck?

And that while Joy has to do BIG business?

Confusion!

What to do? What to do?

Joy looked around, he needed a spot to hide now. Having people watch him makes him uncomfortable and to be honest, he got a bit spooked because of the loud noise.



...looking looking looking...

He spotted the perfect spot!

Under no circumstances would he wanted to be seen by others.

So hiding behind a high voltage power line seemed a legit idea, always having an eye on the enemy.

Brave Joy pursuit his agenda of fertilizing the surrounding.



I was really proud of my big boy facing an evil truck and wood workers while being exposed in his weakest moment. Men might understand what he was going through.
I can only refer to men since women have no idea what pooping is...we only know rainbows and sparkles ;).

Anyhow, Joy once done decided to rush towards me. He was not happy with the overall situation a little further down.



His fight or flight mode kicked in and he kept running towards the car.

I was proud of him though, facing this evil situation, not giving up on his dream to poop on this field.

Run baby run, run towards safety!



By the way it is supposed to snow here tomorrow...just a random information for everyone reading ;).

And for all, join the Wednesday Walk and Make me Smile Collaboration to lighten up your day :).



©bulldog-joy


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Snow!! <3

Joy is so brave... I don't think no amount of sparkles would make me do what he did.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I just told him, that you think he is brave...he farted 😂. Snow is the white stuff falling from the sky btw...dunno if you have that in Portugal lol, but you remember it right? 😄.

The fart of joy :D :D

Snow is the white stuff falling from the sky btw

Wait what? :o
It's not sold in stationery shops in small packages?

The white stuff sold in shops is a different kind of snow 😂

As a man, I can tell you pooping is a relief, but probably not as pleasurable as rainbows

Cute dude there

As a man, I can tell you pooping is a relief,

Hehe heard of it and totally agree that my Joy is SUPERCUTE 😍. He owns the rights on being SUPERCUTE. SUPERCUTE is his second name, next to Brutus and Romeo 😄

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Men might understand what he was going through.

That's sexist
but true ;^)

Funny story and easy to identify with, although I prefer indoor shitting ( especially now it's getting colder )

😂 but how can it be sexist? It's a men thing lol.

Hahaha!
I just had to make this joke ;<)

I know, I can use every joke right now to be honest. I'm on the verge of desperation. You would think that finding a job is easy but it is the worst hassle lately. What's wrong with ppl? Maybe it's time for a rant post again, explaining my current situation a little bit. Sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

I am so happy that I am free of that whole having-to-look-for-a-job thing. I have been in that situation so many times, in the past, and it was rough ( to say the least ). Crypto and my move to Portugal saved me from this...

Do rant if that makes you feel better and, perhaps, take a look at the price of Hive ( if you haven't already ), it might give you a boost.

P.S. I am about to compose a post about (taming my ) greed

Big hug and much love!

With crypto I need someone guiding me through this jungle of information lol. A mentor kinda but that's a different story. I want to learn how to trade, swap or use everything but my head is occupied with finding a job and lately I'm really tired. The last months are taking their toll too mentally. Sucks lol.

Big hug back 🤗

We arent' connected on Discord, right?
If I remember it well, I think we tried this before.

I could be your mentor, but I get it if you say it's a little too much, right now.
Then again, it might give you the freedom that you have longed for, all these years...

Big hug!

P.S. Keep an eye on my blog. You might like what I am about to post later today.

Joy is brave and very trained! How did you train him?

Hi thanks for stopping by. You know, Joy is not really trained. He is a rescue and came to me when 5 years old. I just let him be the way he is, he is a very kind soul so there was no need to train him. I just make sure that I know his needs and typical behavior of this dog breed. I studied animal psychology so that helps understanding.

Ah Joy, you did it
Yes, not everyone looks an audience or noise in private moments hahaha

😄 dogs are so funny in their "private" moments.

Ohh no I dont even want to think about snow lOL

Joy was Brave and found a great spot to do his business

Thanks for joining Wednesday Walk :), I truly enjoy exploring the world virtually each Wednesday seeing walks from all around the globe and feeling I am there and experiencing it all myself, such as I did in your post just now :)

Too funny, glad he didn't go down there and poop next to the wood pile! The power line is an adequate hiding spot for sure, a few blades of grass and nobody can see him that's for sure!