Welcome to my new show, The Vent Gleet Show! It's going to be very interesting, 2 amazing candidates.
We're going to bath hens, it's a concept that could have originated from a section of the internet that you always manage to end up in, I am sure it's a kink in a few countries, just relax, and enjoy the festivities.
Our first candidate, prefer to stay anonymous, we will call her Chick Hen, hi Chick where are you from?
"bokak"
That's a province that we are all very familiar with, what do you do for a living?
"HEeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
I don't think it's something we can discuss on air, but that's an interesting job, let's give a round of applause for our candidate Chick Hen.
Ok so you remember the principle of the show? You need to answer a series of questions, while bathing in hot Epsom Salts water, you will only have a minute to answer these questions, Chick are you ready?
"Kekekekeke"
Here...We...Go!Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?
"Bok?"
Yeah the minute has started, you need to give us an answer
"Baaak"
Let's move on...Do midgets have night vision?
"bokak"
Correct...
How big is the specific ocean?
"kebabkok"
Wtf is obamas last name? Does anyone know?
"obukak"
I counted it as a point. You still have 10 seconds Mrs Hen, Are chickens considered animals or birds?
"kakakkak"
YEeeeeeees! Excellent Chick Hen, you're doing great!
If I eat myself will I get twice as big or disappear completely?
"Klak kla kek"
"BUZZZ!" Well done; I unfortunately can't count the last one as the buzzer rang.
I'll ask you now to sit down in the audience if you please Chick...
Audience: CLAP CLAP CLAP
Our second candidate, is last week's finalist, Salmonela! A round of applause!
"buuuuuuuuuuk"
Ooooh, she is motivated. Salmonela, are you ready to answer the questions? Here We Go!
If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, will the other dogs respect him more?
"duuuhk"
Can your baby get preganent if you have sex while preganent?
"Bukak"
That's is the wrong answer. Why are the holes in cats fur always in the right places for their eyes?
"geeeeek"
That is correct. is african a religion?
"heeeee ke heeee"
You still have 12 seconds, this is correct.
Is whale sperm the reason why the ocean so salty?
"glue kak"
What would happen if I hired two private investigators to follow each other?
"keek keeek keek keeek keeekeee"
YEeeees! Salmonela you just won! Congratulation!
One week at the spa, where they will take care of your gleet vent, that might be cause by an STD! Yay! How are you feeling?
"heeeee"
Great! Thanks to you Chick Hen, congratulation to this week's winner, Salmonela!
That's all for this week, next week Chick Hen will have a chance to redeem herself against another finalist !
Great names lol.
Hahaha thanks! lol cheers to you
Your chickens are very sassy 🐔🐔🐔 My inlaws built a chicken cooked this summer and I have grown to appreciate even more the personalities of these cheeky ladies. Btw I will not google vent gleet as you advice lol
Hahaha 3 of them are ok, the 2 others not so much. It's the second generation of chicken we have, the first 6 ones well...A fox got them all. That's tough to be a bird in the country side!
We built the chicken coop for them last year! CHeeeeers!
Oh my god why did I do a Google image search of gleet vent while still feeling like imma throw up at 1.30 in the morning. 🤢 Good luck clearing that up. If it's any consolation chickens love warm baths and maybe long walks on the beach....
Why did you do that! I didn't even google images of it, I know you're a thorough individual so you probably saw the meaty stuff!
Hahaha long walk on the beach, I am not looking for anything serious in term of hen so it's perfect 😁
Ewwwwww! Poor things😖 Just read this article saying you can use apple cider vinaigre and greek yoghurt to prevent it. But you've used a very funny way to present this problem🤣🤣 I'm so glad Salmonela won!🏆 Just keep squeezing those back feathers together girl😝 I'm still not quite sure your hen translations are up to par. I could've sworn that glue kak was yes!🤪🤣🤣🤦♀️
https://thefrugalchicken.com/vent-gleet-identifying-treating/
Yes, greek Yogurt is for real, it's about the probiotics! I am happy you got involved in the story, Salmonella deserved to win haha. OOh so you speak hen? 😆
Thanks for the link, I've intensively researched the subject, and I can't wait to read more about wet, soggy, chicken bottoms.
Actually, the chicken bottoms reek!🤭🤪🤢 I still remember the smell when I was a kid😝 I grew up on my neighbor's farm so knee deep in cow, pig, and horse manuer along with chicken droppings😋🤣🤣🤣 Have a blast!😂😜
This is just getting better and better hahaha
WAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Why in the world did you bath them in epsom salts? What did I miss?
It's an old trick against Vent Gleet... DOn't google Vent Gleet, just trust me hahaha
My my!!
You even speak chicken?!
I am impressed 😁
Merry Christmas @edprivat
Hahaha I knew coming back to France I would see all sort of birds, so I took a crash course. 😄
Merry Christmas to you too @kaerpediem 😃
Lmao 🤣. I don't know why I think this question is hilarious
Fun little spa day for the chickens
Full disclosure it's not mine, but from my source of the dumbest questions asked online.
Yep happy spa day, has to be done again in a few days! Yikes, thanks buddy I hope you're enjoying your CHristmas!
Yeah I saw that in the post. Still funny though.
Thanks. Yeah Christmas is going well. Pretty low key. Mostly just reading lol and watching movies. I hope yours is going well as well
Yeah cool did a lot of watching too, just did the new spiderman, The Matrix, the New Dexter season, The Witcher season 2!
Nice. We may go see the new Spiderman tomorrow. I haven't seen any of those other shows yet though
So far, during these holidays, I've enjoyed Spiderman the most! I look forward to your next post!
Did you clean them for some kinda weird kink you've developed this holiday season? I did say something about stuffing the chicken but...
Imma just say your doing this for medical reasons 😁
Hahahahhahahahah
Medical...