You mean all that ValuePlan funding wasn’t being allocated to rigorously vetted stakeholders with long-standing reputational capital, demonstrable execution history, and unquestionable ride-or-die commitment to Hive?
I’m stunned.
I never could have imagined that routing hundreds of thousands of dollars into random growth experiments in Venezuela and Ghana wasn’t the breakthrough go-to-market strategy that would finally unlock exponential network effects, drive mass adoption, and establish Hive as the dominant Web3 ecosystem.
I just assumed our world-class ValuePlan marketing brain trust had a data-driven capital allocation framework, deep crypto-native growth expertise, and their fingers firmly on the pulse of the latest tokenomics, narrative engineering, attention arbitrage, and community-led growth playbooks.
🤣🤣🤣. Turns out not apparently.