'The Essence of Boom' is everywhere! Floating throughout the ether like a spectral presence. Its essential ingredients are:
Wart of a rotten old hag
Speckled goiter of a lame Jersey Cow
Mountain Cyclops eye (plucked and pickled)
Full bladder of a Frost Giant
A mason jar of Ogre saliva (fermented, then chilled)
Malformed throat of a Siren (freshly slain)
And the "Pièce de résistance" the cherry on top: A wet sloppy fart from the bowels of Meesterboom himself! Captured with a special "tool" on a full Moon (known as a "Boom Moon"), from the depths of his boudoir as he lay in drunken repose.
This powerful concoction when mixed to perfection and quaffed, will give you 'The Sight' but for a short time. Use it wisely! And you will see things as through the eyes of Meesterboom...
'The Essence of Boom' is everywhere! Floating throughout the ether like a spectral presence. Its essential ingredients are:
This powerful concoction when mixed to perfection and quaffed, will give you 'The Sight' but for a short time. Use it wisely! And you will see things as through the eyes of Meesterboom...
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Crikey, that sounds quite awful. Maybe the sight isn't worth having! 🤣
Lol, was wondering if you were going to pop in here 😁 Stop probing the interns hahaha