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Oh, I used my secret bypass of the p2p network to intercept the expose before he posts it (and even before he writes it):

  1. You are NOT really Nathan Fillion!
  2. You're really................................... Alan Tudyk. And you're an alien from another planet.

You've reached a new low... you have been hanging out with the lesser mark way too much.

How's the baby bump looking?

Don't be Captain Save-A-Dork...