Plug it in, you idiot! That's what it's there for!

in #homesteading6 years ago

So we got some snow. An inch or two accumulated, so hardly snowmageddon, but for us Southerners, it can be enough to muddle things up. Few snow plows, fairly pitiful attempts at salting back roads, and a general lack of much driving learning curve due to infrequent opportunities to practice turn our delightfully curvy and hilly landscape into something treacherous.

But not me. I have an old Dodge 2500 Cummins 4x4 that is lifted with fairly beast tires, steel bumpers/brush guards/ramming tools, and a 19,000+ pound semi trailer winch. I'm ready to get out and do some work and save some stranded motorists... Yes, it's hero time. "But mom, all the other mountain men are out driving the roads, why can't I ?". None of that! I'm a grown man! I can do what I want.

Temperatures in the single digits be darned. Out comes the gear and I put on my cape and... Nothing. Truck won't start. Computer shows engine temp has also reached single digits.

Yes... I have a block heater and No I Didn't Plug It In! What an idiot. And to compound things, I couldn't simply plug it in and be patient... At least until after I'd brought both batteries to 25% trying to will her into that glorious straight pipe growl I love so much. So here I sit, recharging batteries. My coffee is cold. My toes are cold. The perfect picture of a guy who knows better, but did it wrong anyway.

So if this is my final post, you can think of me Frozen in my old truck... Wishing I'd just plugged it in when I thoughtfully staged it off our mountain last night so I could be a hero. I think I just heard my wife say "I told you so."

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Remember my father in the 60s putting a piece of cardboard between the radiator and the frame to block the wind when it got cold out. seemed to work. We were in the upper NE of the country.

Snow storms up to 3 feet, did they shut down schools, hell no they put logging chains on the buses and had us follow a town plow and carted us in anyway lol.

Haha I live in Michigan man, welcome to my nightmare! lol

While I'm still an idiot for not planning ahead, I am at least a wee bit exonerated since even when it warmed up, the starter would lug a few turns before finally spooling up and starting the truck. Then it just quit. I'd never had a starter die quite like that before... usually seemed it was the solenoid that would fail. But I climbed up into her bowels, and replaced the starter, now she's eager to start before I can even let go of the key. One part at a time I guess.

Congrats on the new starter! And don't feel too bad, I live in the frozen tundra and because I was too cheap to buy antifreeze and create the right mix, I ounce had the freeze plugs pop out of the block. That's maximum idiocy right there.

It's amazing how life can interfere with doing things properly. I think my mantra is something to the effect of "ohhhh, that's something that really needs to be done...later"

This has me smiling. We all get overeager, but cold coffee when it's not summer? Oy vey!