USA's Dysfunctional Christmas!

in #humor8 years ago



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Supposedly Christmas is a time for good cheer, gift giving, family, and togetherness.


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Well fuck that boys and girls. This is 'Meruca where we tell you what to say and it better damn well be Merry Christmas. We'll tell you foreigners from California to speak 'Merucan too. And if you don't like it you can go back to New Mexico where you came from.

Here we'll buy as much shit for our snot nosed brats on credit as we can so the economy looks great for the MAGA express and then we'll file bankruptcy just like the guy we voted for. That's how he did it and that's how we're gonna do it too.


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Yes American's will still spend hours in traffic, fight unwashed hordes of their fellow heathens, and then stand in line for the one checker not out behind the store sharing a blunt in order to save a buck ninety eight on the latest hello kitty merchandise. For fucks sake people, do what the smart people do that know the jobs aren't coming back and order that shit from the evil emperor Palpatine, er, I mean Bezos(Amazon for the dumb asses that somehow managed to read this far).


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So I leave you with those thoughts and wish you a very Happy Holidays!


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Quite an interesting read. Merry Christmas to you and your family

You could be a bit subtler with your satire ;)

Merry Xmas Randy :)

That is subtle ......at least for me.

Hey I saw your comment on another post, but I doubt I could comment there as I would be flagged into oblivion, but perhaps not all as it was made out to be, and perhaps an image was altered to incite the masses. I do not believe that the reward ever stood at 6 percent nor do I believe the flagging reduced it as you may have been led to believe. Have an open mind and read the article.

Article Link:
Did Bernie photoshop an image to deceive his followers? The curious case of the missing comma

If this posting irks you just comment and I'll remove it, can't really past the link in the appropriate place or as a comment to your comment as it will be attacked by the bot army, as was the original article 5 minutes after its creation. Keep an open mind and decide for yourself.

Also I poke fun at everyone equally...:) I'm not biased by any means in my articles and they reflect that as you peruse my blog..

First, I should flag you for being off topic on this post. But I won't.(I'm feeling gracious)

Second, Grow a pair. I'll jumped in the middle of it and said my piece knowing full well that I could get flagged into oblivion myself. Now do the stand up thing and delete this comment and either keep it to yourself or post it where it belongs.