Truly Fake News #00: Conventional news is boring! Better read Fake News

in #humor6 years ago

Hello to all users in the great Steemit community, we are Truly Fake News, the absurd but interesting news agency that has come to stay.


Before introducing ourselves, we’d like to ask you a question:

How many of you have invested countless hours in the Internet reading and watching videos of curious things like prophecies, aliens, ghosts and some other paranormal event?  

Surely, more than one will say: "I did".


In fact, false news is what most attracts our attention and despite we know it isn’t true, we are curious and we hope that it could be true.

Well, motivated to satisfy the growing demand for false information, a group of professional researchers with a lot of leisure time after losing their jobs, have decided to unite their creative minds to bring you everything but the truth.


Truly Fake News will soon become the favorite false news agency of this social network and we’re sure that with your support we will achieve it.


Our dynamic is very simple. We’ll publish an article full of data so interesting that readers won’t get to distinguish truth from fantasy. We’ll illustrate our contents to make them so hilarious as to cause a sphincter collapse.


John LaFonte and Marc Wayne will keep you informed with the facts that never happened and maybe, will never happen, but we would all die to see it on TV.


The end of the war, travels in time and the resurrection of Elvis Presley; things like that we’re talking about. Let us know what you’d like to read on our blog through your comments.

We’ll write it and illustrate it for you! In addition, we’ll mention at the beginning of each article the lucky user that stimulated our neurons to develop such a quantity of fictitious content.


We invite you to become our followers to receive the fair and timely dose of false news that our bodies need. Don’t miss our first article that will be published soon after this presentation.


Don’t wait to see it on the news! Ask the guys of Truly Fake News.  

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