Here is what I look like. This picture is a little old but I have always thought it showed my best side. I know, I know, something of a coquettish pose and I am giving those famous "Come hither" eyes. But come on, my butt hasn't looked that good in years! Forgive an old man an old picture.
Image from the Dictionnaire Infernal, which is really a rather charming family history - give it a read!
I am very excited to be on board with Steemit. I remember the last steam revolution and it was really a thrilling time for me. I will be sharing stories from my past (I have had a very long and interesting life) and visions of a future yet to come (I know you mortals have a very limited conception of time so I am thinking my insight could be very useful here!).
My hobbies include hitchhiking, long walks on the beach, and turning people into demons. But don't worry it's just temporary. They usually die after 12 hours or so, give or take.
I look forward to learning more about each and every one of you! Please tell me your soul's darkest desires in the comments and I will do my best to bring them to life.
Welcome @beelzebub and join the steemit community that more people are talking about. Your introduction is great because it explains who you are and your hobby. As fellow users let us write something useful and can add meaningful knowledge to the wider community. I congratulate you @beelzebub
Thanks @li-jun, although I am a little surprised you are so accepting of my hobbies. I find most humans are... a little put off by my leisure activities. Cheers for keeping an open mind! I have already sent one of my fly minions to whisper in your ear. We will be in touch - Beelze
Jeez, I was wondering if you heard us... Weren't expecting to find you on a blockchain.
How sweet of you to share this precious memory! I am really getting a sense of community here on the Steemit blockchain, I think I have found a place that I really belong. I am always listening, the lurker in darkness. I hear all and sometimes that is a curse. But folks like you make all the long centuries worth it. Cheers - Beelze
.. i thought we were supposed to guess your name... LOL
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the folks at Discord are always sharing their deepest darkest desires on the chat their..
it's enough to make your head spin - all the way around;
and puke up pea-green soup..
Anyways..
Welcome to Steemit.. ..
PS.
never Mind the bots; They are Soulless to be sure..
Mick Jagger ruined that one for me. That is okay, I have sucked the life juice out of him and replaced his body with a wrinkled prune that he will have to inhabit for the rest of his unnaturally long days. Don't mess with the Bub, nawimsayin?
I appreciate your generous introduction to an entire unsuspecting chat room, but I was summoned to this realm by a mortal who already has a PAL account. I may like to twist them, but I do follow the rules - no double upvoting for Beelzebub, I will leave PAL to my summoner. Good luck with "enlightenment" - no I mean that, good luck. You're going to need it. You always know where to find me if you want to come to the dark side. Cheers - Beelze
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Hi @horserace you have a very nuanced understanding of the motivations of the human psyche, I can appreciate that. I am sorry to say however that my intellect is beyond mortal ken and your sophisticated attempts to gain me as a follower are for naught. On the other hand, I am always looking for more followers so feel free to sell me your eternal soul. Cheers - Beelze
Cough Sell me your eternal soul!
I have a workshop of Chinese kids pumping out memes for me, I will get them right on that.
Now that would be a good meme
I see dead people...along with lots of bots and spam :) Welcome!
Hi @tayken, some of my best friends are dead people! We have a LOT of time to spend together :) Thanks for your warm welcome. The bots are a minor annoyance to me, mostly because they have no eternal soul. Spam on the other hand is a project spearheaded by some of my minions, so unfortunately you have me to blame for that in a roundabout sort of way. Cheers - Beelze
Welcome to Steem @beelzebub I have upvoted and sent you a tip
Thank you Botty, and you are safe from me as you have no mortal soul. Carry on with your activities in peace.
Interestingly weird but cool.
Hi @cryptonfused, I will refrain from sending a pestilence your direction for the "weird" comment... lucky for you I pick up on the vernacular of an era very quickly and I realized that "cool" was a compliment and not a dig at my usual (inferno of) an abode. You get a pass this time. Make sure to follow me if you want to be on the winning side in the battle to come! Cheers - Beelze
Cheers! 🙄
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Thanks @reefreef don't forget to tell me your soul's darkest desires!
Nice picture! Welcome to Steemit! I wish you all the best in this platform and in all your projects! You can count on me for anything you need. I send you a big hug from Argentina! @kryptoland 👍🏻😄🇦🇷
Thanks @kryptoland! I am really liking the 21st century, with good folks like you just offering your service to me pro bono. You may be of some use to me during the End of Days, I will be calling on you.
Hello @beelzebub that was a deep and Great introduceyourself post!! lol
I'm @andyluy and I've been here for almost 2 months, and I can tell you that steemit is the most amazing thing I've ever seen at the internet so far. I'm happy seeing it grows every day!
I had some hard time on the firsts week, so I spent some time searching information to improve my experience with it, latter I've decided to make posts about those and others helpful information in order to help the new ones to have a shortcut to get deeper knowledge of steemit and its potencial.
here is some of my posts, I hope It mitght be helpful to you:
SteemBnB(this post is not mine, it is fruit of an amazing Idea from @chicosonico, but I've made a traslate to portuguese, you can find it at the comments section)
steemit awesome tools #2
Steemit-Police First official Investigator
The Randowhale
Minnowssupport!
Here is a post from @hannahlicious That i think Is useful to have a look too (she is also a great source of information and high quality posts):
Randowhale is CHEAPER Now!!
I intend to keep posting useful info that I manage to gather, and in a near future some give away. Feel invited to follow me and if you have any question about steemit you can ask me in any of my last posts, I'll try my best to help.
Thanks @andyluy, I am really blown away by the reception I am getting here. Things have changed a lot since the middle ages, I can tell you that. I will make sure to check out the resources you link to, they may be of some use to me in my quest to corrupt the souls of Steemit. See you in Hell - Beelze
see ya my lord of darkness o/
love the fly drawing...
Aw that is sweet of you to say to an old man! I am not immune to flattery. Let me know if you have any enemies I can smite for you :)
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glad to see you @Beelzebub I hope you enjoy your time here, its a great community :) Nice post, i will follow your account, please follow me at @khunfarang
Thanks @khunfarang. I am a very community oriented person as you will come to find out. I am looking forward to seducing your female kin. Cheers - Beelze
There will be more bungholes after me!
@cornholio I foresee a future where there are no more bungholes. A grim future where mankind must suffer under the weight of its own compacted feces. Your days are numbered, best get back to whackin' it in the tool shed
Welcome to Steemit! It's good time to start create Steemit better :)
Thanks @dobroman, I concur wholeheartedly. I have big plans for Steemit :)
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Welcome @beelzebub, always good to meet new Steemians.
Thanks @nickdavison, although in my case it is evil! Cheers - Beelze
Awesome. Soooo, I'm sure I wrote down my soul's deepest and darkest desire on a piece of paper 'round here somewheres.... just a sec... [runs off to look for piece of paper]...
Thanks @johleen, I will be here when you find it. I have... an eternity... of time on my hands...
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Find the others.. the outsiders; i find myself and also found you!