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#combine 1
0. I'll trade you a master debater for dried out cum stains on the wall. Deal?
1. I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
2. I'll trade you a bitchin' Camaro for snooty yuppies smelling their own farts. Deal?
3. I'll trade you Muad'dib's Jihad for micro'gressions in the workplace. Deal?

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#winner 1 alx
I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
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#combine 2
0. Girls just want to have the shocker.
1. Girls just want to have a convincing pyramid scheme.
2. Girls just want to have court-ordered rehab.
3. Girls just want to have white privilege.

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#winner 2 alx
Girls just want to have a convincing pyramid scheme.
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#combine 3
0. When I get that feeling, I need, ejaculating angry bees healing
1. When I get that feeling, I need, ironic racists getting ironically lynched healing
2. When I get that feeling, I need, Pickle Rick healing
3. When I get that feeling, I need, pedophiles healing

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#winner 3 wiz
When I get that feeling, I need, Pickle Rick healing
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#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of the white half of Barack Obama.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of an overzealous vlogger.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of wearing glasses and sounding smart.

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#winner 4 wiz
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
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#combine 5
0. Elon Musk's newest invention a robot that draws dicks on people when they pass out is powered by Heisenberg Blue.
1. Elon Musk's newest invention Girls Gone Wild is powered by fucking a corpse back to life.
2. Elon Musk's newest invention Metallica bitching about copyright infringement is powered by almost giving money to a homeless person.
3. Elon Musk's newest invention a senile Walmart greeter is powered by your weird brother.

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#winner 5 noobnoob
Elon Musk's newest invention a senile Walmart greeter is powered by your weird brother.
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#combine 6
0. What’s fun until it gets weird? trash mouth
1. What’s fun until it gets weird? seeing things from Hitler’s perspective
2. What’s fun until it gets weird? Americanization
3. What’s fun until it gets weird? The Mythical Clitoris

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#winner 6 alx
What’s fun until it gets weird? seeing things from Hitler’s perspective
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#combine 7
0. WHOOO! God damn I love a bleached asshole with glitter!
1. WHOOO! God damn I love hanging brain!
2. WHOOO! God damn I love sex with Captain Picard!
3. WHOOO! God damn I love Agent Orange!

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#winner 7 wiz
WHOOO! God damn I love sex with Captain Picard!
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#combine 8
0. Did you see that video of all the single ladies? It featured dem titties!
1. Did you see that video of my first period? It featured immortality cream!
2. Did you see that video of no one ever? It featured punting a yappy dog!
3. Did you see that video of that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for? It featured paralyzed from the neck down!

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#winner 8 edicted
Did you see that video of all the single ladies? It featured dem titties!
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#combine 9
0. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put Buzz Killington inside of the ultimate circle jerk. They were wrong.
1. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put boring vaginal sex inside of an angry midget on steroids. They were wrong.
2. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a placenta with hot sauce inside of a crucifix to symbolize love and forgiveness. They were wrong.
3. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a nine-year old inside of lots and lots of abortions. They were wrong.

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