#combine 1
0. I'll trade you a master debater for dried out cum stains on the wall. Deal?
1. I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
2. I'll trade you a bitchin' Camaro for snooty yuppies smelling their own farts. Deal?
3. I'll trade you Muad'dib's Jihad for micro'gressions in the workplace. Deal?
#combine 2
0. Girls just want to have the shocker.
1. Girls just want to have a convincing pyramid scheme.
2. Girls just want to have court-ordered rehab.
3. Girls just want to have white privilege.
#combine 3
0. When I get that feeling, I need, ejaculating angry bees healing
1. When I get that feeling, I need, ironic racists getting ironically lynched healing
2. When I get that feeling, I need, Pickle Rick healing
3. When I get that feeling, I need, pedophiles healing
#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of the white half of Barack Obama.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of an overzealous vlogger.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of wearing glasses and sounding smart.
#combine 5
0. Elon Musk's newest invention a robot that draws dicks on people when they pass out is powered by Heisenberg Blue.
1. Elon Musk's newest invention Girls Gone Wild is powered by fucking a corpse back to life.
2. Elon Musk's newest invention Metallica bitching about copyright infringement is powered by almost giving money to a homeless person.
3. Elon Musk's newest invention a senile Walmart greeter is powered by your weird brother.
#combine 6
0. What’s fun until it gets weird? trash mouth
1. What’s fun until it gets weird? seeing things from Hitler’s perspective
2. What’s fun until it gets weird? Americanization
3. What’s fun until it gets weird? The Mythical Clitoris
#combine 7
0. WHOOO! God damn I love a bleached asshole with glitter!
1. WHOOO! God damn I love hanging brain!
2. WHOOO! God damn I love sex with Captain Picard!
3. WHOOO! God damn I love Agent Orange!
#combine 8
0. Did you see that video of all the single ladies? It featured dem titties!
1. Did you see that video of my first period? It featured immortality cream!
2. Did you see that video of no one ever? It featured punting a yappy dog!
3. Did you see that video of that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for? It featured paralyzed from the neck down!
#combine 9
0. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put Buzz Killington inside of the ultimate circle jerk. They were wrong.
1. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put boring vaginal sex inside of an angry midget on steroids. They were wrong.
2. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a placenta with hot sauce inside of a crucifix to symbolize love and forgiveness. They were wrong.
3. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a nine-year old inside of lots and lots of abortions. They were wrong.
#combine 1
0. Have you heard about sausage fingers? It's a crazy new age sex act involving breastfeeding a ten year old.
1. Have you heard about a haircut that looks like a dying palm tree? It's a crazy new age sex act involving magic bullet.
2. Have you heard about no clothes on, penis in vagina? It's a crazy new age sex act involving dirty laundry.
3. Have you heard about P.F. Chang himself? It's a crazy new age sex act involving ass.
#combine 2
0. When I get that feeling, I need, bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica healing
1. When I get that feeling, I need, assuming the position healing
2. When I get that feeling, I need, bullshit healing
3. When I get that feeling, I need, mom's spaghetti healing
#combine 3
0. Every step towards Matthew McConaughey as himself gets me a little bit closer to napalm.
1. Every step towards Gaius Baltar's sex cult gets me a little bit closer to exploding pigeons.
2. Every step towards James Bond in drag gets me a little bit closer to Happy Fun Ball™.
3. Every step towards dried out cum stains on the wall gets me a little bit closer to black hole.
#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a lesbian stripper ninja.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a decent fucking internet connection.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of being an idiot.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a superior alien race.
#combine 5
0. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "the pirate’s life."
1. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "boring ass Stonehenge."
2. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "that kid who ran into your leg and fell down crying."
3. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "crazy opium eyes."
#combine 1
0. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by double penetration.
1. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by holding my beer.
2. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by breastfeeding a ten year old.
3. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by head.
#combine 2
0. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Adderall™.
1. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Grammar-Nazis who are also regular Nazis.
2. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for exploding pigeons.
3. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
#winner 2 whoever3
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
#combine 3
0. Fuck The American Dream. Marry the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman. Kill dementors.
1. Fuck Tide Pod Pizza. Marry temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Kill a quarter superglued to the ground.
2. Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
3. Fuck giving 110%. Marry white people. Kill blood, sweat, and testosterone.
#combine 4
0. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about white people who say 'cool beans'.
1. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about Agent Orange.
2. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about The Chronic.
3. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about oil.
#combine 5
0. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? God complex
1. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? a brain tumor
2. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? schizophrenia
3. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? The Baddest Bitch of the Bad Girl's Club
#combine 6
0. Well if patriotic brainwashing is good enough for sportsball, it’s good enough for me.
1. Well if a dead dream is good enough for a filthy human, it’s good enough for me.
2. Well if ass is good enough for being an idiot, it’s good enough for me.
3. Well if bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica is good enough for getting smacked in the shin by a Skip-It™, it’s good enough for me.
#combine 7
0. I am become boring ass Stonehenge, destroyer of seeing the popo in the rearview!
1. I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
2. I am become lighting cow shit on fire, destroyer of all the single ladies!
3. I am become douchebagging, destroyer of the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity!
#combine 8
0. A vote for me is a vote for copping a feel.
1. A vote for me is a vote for slapping a biscuit out of an orphan’s mouth.
2. A vote for me is a vote for saying 'I ya you' instead of 'I love you'.
3. A vote for me is a vote for awesome sauce.
@smartasscards
#newgame 456
#players edicted alx wiz noobnoob
#mode vote
#deck edicted
#combine 1
0. I'll trade you a master debater for dried out cum stains on the wall. Deal?
1. I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
2. I'll trade you a bitchin' Camaro for snooty yuppies smelling their own farts. Deal?
3. I'll trade you Muad'dib's Jihad for micro'gressions in the workplace. Deal?
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 1
#winner 1 alx
I'll trade you The American Dream for total control of the media. Deal?
0 1 0 0
#combine 2
0. Girls just want to have the shocker.
1. Girls just want to have a convincing pyramid scheme.
2. Girls just want to have court-ordered rehab.
3. Girls just want to have white privilege.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 0
#winner 2 alx
Girls just want to have a convincing pyramid scheme.
0 0 0 0
#combine 3
0. When I get that feeling, I need, ejaculating angry bees healing
1. When I get that feeling, I need, ironic racists getting ironically lynched healing
2. When I get that feeling, I need, Pickle Rick healing
3. When I get that feeling, I need, pedophiles healing
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 2
#winner 3 wiz
When I get that feeling, I need, Pickle Rick healing
0 0 1 0
#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of the white half of Barack Obama.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of an overzealous vlogger.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of wearing glasses and sounding smart.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 2
#winner 4 wiz
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of western standards of beauty.
0 0 1 0
#combine 5
0. Elon Musk's newest invention a robot that draws dicks on people when they pass out is powered by Heisenberg Blue.
1. Elon Musk's newest invention Girls Gone Wild is powered by fucking a corpse back to life.
2. Elon Musk's newest invention Metallica bitching about copyright infringement is powered by almost giving money to a homeless person.
3. Elon Musk's newest invention a senile Walmart greeter is powered by your weird brother.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 5 noobnoob
Elon Musk's newest invention a senile Walmart greeter is powered by your weird brother.
0 0 0 0
#combine 6
0. What’s fun until it gets weird? trash mouth
1. What’s fun until it gets weird? seeing things from Hitler’s perspective
2. What’s fun until it gets weird? Americanization
3. What’s fun until it gets weird? The Mythical Clitoris
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 6 alx
What’s fun until it gets weird? seeing things from Hitler’s perspective
0 0 0 0
#combine 7
0. WHOOO! God damn I love a bleached asshole with glitter!
1. WHOOO! God damn I love hanging brain!
2. WHOOO! God damn I love sex with Captain Picard!
3. WHOOO! God damn I love Agent Orange!
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 0
#winner 7 wiz
WHOOO! God damn I love sex with Captain Picard!
0 0 0 0
#combine 8
0. Did you see that video of all the single ladies? It featured dem titties!
1. Did you see that video of my first period? It featured immortality cream!
2. Did you see that video of no one ever? It featured punting a yappy dog!
3. Did you see that video of that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for? It featured paralyzed from the neck down!
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 8 edicted
Did you see that video of all the single ladies? It featured dem titties!
0 0 0 0
#combine 9
0. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put Buzz Killington inside of the ultimate circle jerk. They were wrong.
1. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put boring vaginal sex inside of an angry midget on steroids. They were wrong.
2. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a placenta with hot sauce inside of a crucifix to symbolize love and forgiveness. They were wrong.
3. They said we were crazy. They said we couldn’t put a nine-year old inside of lots and lots of abortions. They were wrong.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
@smartasscards
#newgame 4567
#players edicted player2 player3 player4
#mode vote
#deck edicted
#combine 1
0. Have you heard about sausage fingers? It's a crazy new age sex act involving breastfeeding a ten year old.
1. Have you heard about a haircut that looks like a dying palm tree? It's a crazy new age sex act involving magic bullet.
2. Have you heard about no clothes on, penis in vagina? It's a crazy new age sex act involving dirty laundry.
3. Have you heard about P.F. Chang himself? It's a crazy new age sex act involving ass.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 1
#winner 1 player2
Have you heard about a haircut that looks like a dying palm tree? It's a crazy new age sex act involving magic bullet.
#combine 2
0. When I get that feeling, I need, bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica healing
1. When I get that feeling, I need, assuming the position healing
2. When I get that feeling, I need, bullshit healing
3. When I get that feeling, I need, mom's spaghetti healing
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 3
#winner 2 player4
When I get that feeling, I need, mom's spaghetti healing
#combine 3
0. Every step towards Matthew McConaughey as himself gets me a little bit closer to napalm.
1. Every step towards Gaius Baltar's sex cult gets me a little bit closer to exploding pigeons.
2. Every step towards James Bond in drag gets me a little bit closer to Happy Fun Ball™.
3. Every step towards dried out cum stains on the wall gets me a little bit closer to black hole.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 3
#winner 3 player4
Every step towards dried out cum stains on the wall gets me a little bit closer to black hole.
#combine 4
0. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a lesbian stripper ninja.
1. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a decent fucking internet connection.
2. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of being an idiot.
3. The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a superior alien race.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 1
#winner 4 player2
The Japanese have developed a smaller, more efficient version of a decent fucking internet connection.
#combine 5
0. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "the pirate’s life."
1. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "boring ass Stonehenge."
2. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "that kid who ran into your leg and fell down crying."
3. What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "crazy opium eyes."
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 3
#winner 5 player4
What did that crazy homeless person just whisper in your ear? "crazy opium eyes."
#gameover 5
edicted
player2
player3
player4
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@smartasscards
#newgame 456
#players edicted whoever1 whoever2 whoever3
#mode vote
#deck edicted
#combine 1
0. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by double penetration.
1. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by holding my beer.
2. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by breastfeeding a ten year old.
3. Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by head.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 3
#winner 1 whoever3
Legend tells of a princess who has been asleep for a thousand years and can only be awoken by head.
#combine 2
0. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Adderall™.
1. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for Grammar-Nazis who are also regular Nazis.
2. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for exploding pigeons.
3. Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 3
#winner 2 whoever3
Well what do you have to say for yourself, Casey? This is the third time you’ve been sent to the principal’s office for punting a yappy dog.
#combine 3
0. Fuck The American Dream. Marry the soothing voice of Morgan Freeman. Kill dementors.
1. Fuck Tide Pod Pizza. Marry temporarily embarrassed millionaires. Kill a quarter superglued to the ground.
2. Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
3. Fuck giving 110%. Marry white people. Kill blood, sweat, and testosterone.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 2
#winner 3 whoever2
Fuck the euphoric rush of strangling a drifter. Marry that pathetic disabled child you feel sorry for. Kill Biggie Smalls.
#combine 4
0. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about white people who say 'cool beans'.
1. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about Agent Orange.
2. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about The Chronic.
3. Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about oil.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#vote 2
#winner 4 whoever2
Hi guys! Today I'm vlogging about The Chronic.
#combine 5
0. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? God complex
1. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? a brain tumor
2. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? schizophrenia
3. How am I compensating for my tiny penis? The Baddest Bitch of the Bad Girl's Club
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 5 edicted
How am I compensating for my tiny penis? God complex
#combine 6
0. Well if patriotic brainwashing is good enough for sportsball, it’s good enough for me.
1. Well if a dead dream is good enough for a filthy human, it’s good enough for me.
2. Well if ass is good enough for being an idiot, it’s good enough for me.
3. Well if bears, beats, Battlestar Galactica is good enough for getting smacked in the shin by a Skip-It™, it’s good enough for me.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 6 whoever1
Well if a dead dream is good enough for a filthy human, it’s good enough for me.
#combine 7
0. I am become boring ass Stonehenge, destroyer of seeing the popo in the rearview!
1. I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
2. I am become lighting cow shit on fire, destroyer of all the single ladies!
3. I am become douchebagging, destroyer of the hive mind poised to assimilate all of humanity!
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 7 whoever1
I am become a tub full of Vaseline®, destroyer of Americanization!
#combine 8
0. A vote for me is a vote for copping a feel.
1. A vote for me is a vote for slapping a biscuit out of an orphan’s mouth.
2. A vote for me is a vote for saying 'I ya you' instead of 'I love you'.
3. A vote for me is a vote for awesome sauce.
Reply with #vote [digit] to pick a winner.
#winner 8 whoever2
A vote for me is a vote for saying 'I ya you' instead of 'I love you'.
#gameover
edicted
whoever1
whoever2
whoever3