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Be bold in what you stand for; be careful in what you fall for.
A blonde texts her boyfriend asking, "What does IDK stand for?"
He texts back, "I don't know."
She replies, "OMG nobody does!"
Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball
An old man strode in to his doctors office and said, "Doc, my druggist said to tell you to change my prescription and to check the prescription you've been giving to Mrs. Smith."
"Oh, he did, did he?" the doctor shot back."And since when does a druggist second guess a doctor's orders?"
The old man says, "Since he found out I've been on birth control pills since February."
The Old Professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
Pauly in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up, "But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the class finally settled down, the professor a long, appraising look. "Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to write with your other hand."
A British World War II pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.
"In 1942," he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting our bombers when suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared."
"I looked up, and one fokker was right above me. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."
The teacher stands up and says, "I think I should point out that 'Fokker' was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company"
"That's true," says the pilot, "but these fokkers were flying Messerschmidts."
Q: What does a rubix cube and a Penis have in common?
A: The more you play with it the harder it gets.
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